The Ballad of Jack and Rose Quotes

  • Gray: I wouldn't be able to do that.

    Jack Slavin: If you don't like your situation, then change it. If you can't change it, then leave it. It's your fucking life, man.

    Gray: I appreciate it.

  • Jack Slavin: What are you thinking about?

  • Rose Slavin: I took care of things!

    Jack Slavin: No, *we* took care of things. Now I'm sick.

  • Jack Slavin: You're getting freckles.

    Rose Slavin: No I've always had those.

  • Jack Slavin: Come live with me.

    Kathleen: What about my kids?

    Jack Slavin: That goes without saying.

  • Thaddius: Does your dad know about this place?

    Rose Slavin: Maybe.

    Thaddius: Does he know everything about you?

  • Jack Slavin: I swear, I solemnly believe that humanity is now officially descending a ladder of evolution. In a thousand years, human beings will be the size of gerbils, and they'll have one thought a year, in December. They'll think about what they want for Christmas.

  • Jack Slavin: I've made a mess of a lot of things in my life, I don't have the time to pay for them.