The Babysitter: Killer Queen Quotes

Melanie: Is that a can of silly string in your left pocket or are you just really happy to see me?

Cole: The, um, silly string's in my right pocket.

Principal Highbridge: So, Phoebe, tell us three things about yourself.

Phoebe: Well, I think snakes are the most misunderstood reptiles... my favorite movie vacillates between Deliverance or anything by Rob Reiner, and I'm late.

Principal Highbridge: What are you talking about? You're right on time.

Phoebe: Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period. I'm nine days late.

Principal Highbridge: Oh.

Phoebe: And Goddamn it, I was on the fence about it, but I think I might keep it now. Because, looking... at all of your beautiful faces, I... I'm just so overcome with optimism for our future... I just wanna fucking scream.

Phoebe: What was that?

Cole: Wait. You saw that? You saw the dead girl, the bloodthirsty maniacs? You saw all that?

Phoebe: Did I see that? Of course I saw that shit! Why'd they kill that girl?

Cole: OK, look, I... i know this is gonna sound crazy, but basically, they're a blood cult, and they made a deal with the Devil, and in exchange for their souls, they get any life they want.

Phoebe: Oh thank god. I thought they were zombies. I hate zombies.

Cole: You... you believe me?

Phoebe: Yes, what else do you expect from a collection of attention-seeking social media millennials with esteem issues?

Sonya: [aiming a flamethrower at Deacon] Silence, rapist.

[burns him]

Cole: [after Allison shoots a deer] Oh my god! Did you just kill Bambi?

Allison: Boo-hoo. Watch a kids' movie. The parents always die!

[deliberately fires a shot away from them; chuckles sadistically]

Cole: God!

Allison: Too bad Bee's not here to blow my head all over your face like a bukkake movie.

Phoebe: [trying to reason with Allison] We can walk away from all this and forget it ever happened.

Cole: Uh-huh.

Allison: That's my line, A-cups!

[fires a shot that ricochets off the cliff wall and hits her in the boob while Cole and Phoebe run off]

Allison: My boob! Fuck me! Again? You little shits! Where'd you go?

Cole: [seeing Bee emerge from the water] You.

Bee: Hey, Coley.

Cole: I should've known tonight would end with you.

Bee: [after the cult drinks the blood] "The blood of the sacrificed mixed with the blood of the innocent."

[to Cole]

Bee: But you're not so innocent anymore, are ya?

Melanie: He's a virgin! He has to be!

Allison: [referring to Phoebe] Look at that skinny little creep. Who'd have sex with that?

Bee: [to Cole and Phoebe] You wanna tell 'em, or should I?

Sonya: No, no! If the blood offering is tainted, then...

[lurches over]

Melanie: [to Bee] You betrayed us!

Bee: [after drinking the tainted blood; whispering] Bye, Phoebe.

Phoebe: [whispering] Bye, Bee.

Bee: [to Cole] Bye, Cee.

[holds up her finger]

Cole: Bye, Bee.

[presses his finger to hers]