The Art of Self-Defense Quotes

  • Sensei: [after Anna beats a fellow student to a pulp] You're done for the night.

    Anna: So is he.

  • Sensei: I realize now that her being a woman will prevent her from ever becoming a man.

  • Casey: I wanna be what intimidates me.

  • Sensei: [regarding the belt Casey gave him] Not only does it represent my black belt in karate but it also helps keep my pants up.

  • Sensei: [entering info on computer] Name? Casey...

    Casey: Davies.

    Sensei: That's a very feminine sounding name.

  • Casey: I'm going to kill you, Leslie.

    [Sensei looks at Casey with surprise]

    Casey: That's right. I found out your real name is Leslie. I called you that to make you angry. When you think about it, Leslie is a lot more feminine sounding than Casey.

  • Sensei: If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear. Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with no survivors, it is still a boat.

  • Casey: I need something that can fit into my hand.

    Gun Store Owner: It sounds like you're after a handgun. How about something like this?

    Casey: Yes. This is exactly what I'm looking for. I can hold it in my hand quite easily.

  • Gun Store Owner: There is a waiting period before you can legally purchase this gun. It's so a person who is upset with another person can't come in here and buy a gun to shoot that person with. Instead, they have to wait a little while before they can do that.

  • Gun Store Owner: In a violent altercation, an armed victim is much more likely to be shot and killed than an unarmed victim. Suicide is more common with gun owners too. You're really going to love owning a gun.

The Art of Self-Defense

Director: Riley Stearns

Language: English,French,German Release date: July 19, 2019