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George Lutz: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
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Billy Lutz: [after tasting George's scrambled eggs] This sucks!
George Lutz: You're not kiddin'.
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Father Callaway: Your house frightens me, Mrs. Lutz.
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Kathy Lutz: Nobody's dying today.
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Lisa: It's kinda gross that you guys still sleep in here. Actually, it's fucking sick.
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Jodie Defeo: What's wrong, Ronnie?
Ronald Defeo: I love you, Jodie.
[raises the shotgun and shoots her in the head]
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Father Callaway: Mrs. Lutz, get you and your family out of that house. Right now!
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Michael Lutz: We're *rich*!
George Lutz: Rich off of somethin', but it ain't money.
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Kathy Lutz: What were you thinking?
[after Chelsea walks across the roof of the house]
Chelsea Lutz: I just wanted to see Daddy.
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Billy Lutz: Hi... I'm Billy.
[Lisa talks to Kathy and George]
Billy Lutz: Hi... I'm Billy.
Lisa: Yeah, I got ya the first time.
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[last lines]
Jodie Defeo: Nooooooooo!
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Jodie Defeo: Hi, Lisa. Look what Ronnie did.
[moves her hair away from her head so can see, she has a hole in her head made by the gun]
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Realtor: We're happy?
Kathy Lutz: Yes, we're happy.
George Lutz: [pointing to Kathy] She's happy. I'm broke.
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George Lutz: [to Kathy] How did you get so fucking stupid?
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Kathy Lutz: [Eating at dinner table, George spits out his food, making a scene] Is this discipline, or torture?
George Lutz: I thought it was meatloaf...
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Father Callaway: There was a family... lived here some time ago. They had a similar problem.
Kathy Lutz: The DeFeos.
Father Callaway: You knew them?
Kathy Lutz: I'm living in their house.
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Father Callaway: You know the doll with one eye that your daughter is holding?
Kathy Lutz: Yes, well...
Father Callaway: Well, that belonged to the little girl who lived here before you.
Kathy Lutz: Yes, it was left here.
Father Callaway: No, Mrs. Lutz, it was not left here.
Kathy Lutz: Father, what exactly are you trying to tell me?
Father Callaway: I knew the DeFeo's very well. I presided over their funeral. Jodie DeFeo was buried with that doll.
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Michael Lutz: Do I have to call you Dad, now?
George Lutz: Guess what?
Michael Lutz: What?
George Lutz: You can call me whatever you want.
Michael Lutz: Anything?
George Lutz: Yep.
Michael Lutz: Cool.
George Lutz: Anything.
Michael Lutz: Cool.
George Lutz: Yeah.
Michael Lutz: Um... Stinky?
George Lutz: Sure.
Michael Lutz: Poopy-head?
George Lutz: Yeah.
Michael Lutz: Crap-monkey-fart?
George Lutz: [laughing] Okay, we gotta draw the line somewhere, pal, that does it!
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George Lutz: [to Billy] You sure you don't want a babysitter?
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George Lutz: Goddamn babysitter's an idiot.
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George Lutz: Do I look nuts to you?
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George Lutz: Wipe that stupid look off your face and got to bed... run.
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George Lutz: These kids are out of control.
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[first lines]
The House: Catch them! Kill them!
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George Lutz: Uh... this, this is a mistake.
Realtor: How's that?
George Lutz: No, I mean your ad in the paper. Uh... this is a... It's gotta be a misprint, cause I'm a contractor, and I know what a place like this should cost. And, you know, if this is... Well, if this is true, then this is a... the deal of a lifetime.
Realtor: And what is wrong with that?
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George Lutz: So, look, I gotta ask what's the catch? There's always a catch.
Realtor: There was a tragedy, a crime... a murder.
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Michael Lutz: George, George? Look what I found?
George Lutz: What is that? Where'd you find that?
Michael Lutz: Harry and I found it.
George Lutz: Where?
Michael Lutz: In the basement.
Michael Lutz: Not the basement. My office. You listen to me. You don't go down there. Understand?
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Billy Lutz: How did he do it?
Michael Lutz: Do what?
Lisa: You are way too young to hear this. So cover your ears. And don't listen. A rifle. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He went from room to room, splattering their heads as they slept. He killed his brothers in this very room. Right here... in these beds.
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Chelsea Lutz: Jodie says you're a bad babysitter.
Lisa: Yeah? Well Jodie's... what's the word? Dead.
Chelsea Lutz: Is not.
Lisa: That little shit got me fired.
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Chelsea Lutz: [to Lisa about Jodie's ghost] You're going to make her mad.
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Michael Lutz: This house is bad, Mommy.
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George Lutz: When the body suffers... the spirit flowers.
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Chelsea Lutz: Hi, Mommy. Look at me, Mommy.
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Kathy Lutz: I know you miss your daddy, baby. But no one can see him because he's in heaven... He's with the angels.
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George Lutz: Now, hold it steady. Because if you get shaky, I get shaky.
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George Lutz: [to Billy] We're friends. We're having fun, right? Put your hands up there.
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George Lutz: Home, sweet, home.
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The House: [to Father Callaway] Get out!
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Kathy Lutz: Why did you run away from my house? Why did you abandon us?
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Kathy Lutz: I just read about this man, Ketcham... who tortured Indians on my land. On my basement. I read about how he slit his throat, so that his prescence would live forever. Do you believe this could be true?
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George Lutz: I think she misses her daddy. Don't you?
Kathy Lutz: Give me back my daughter.
The Amityville Horror Quotes
Extended Reading
