The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D Quotes

[last lines]

Max: So dream a better dream; then work to make it real.

Tobor: Yes?

Lavagirl: Hot lava... Hot lava...

[Lavagirl starts melting, turning into lava]

Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.

Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits!

Mr. Electricidad: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August!

Sharkboy: [while singing a lullaby to Max] Close your eyes / Shut your mouth / Dream a dream / And Get us out / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream / Hit the hay / Fast asleep / Dream a dream / You little bleep / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream...

[Lavagirl smiles at his dancing and singing]

Sharkboy: [singing] Close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Hit the hay, fast asleep, dream a dream, you little blip. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl: It's working! Keep it up, Sharkboy.

Sharkboy: [singing] Just relax, lay about, or my fist will put you out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Take your time, but beware, there's darkness in the air. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl: Dream about me next, Max. I need to know who I am. Not just destruction or a simple flame. Dream of me as something good.

Sharkboy: [singing] Don't despair, step right up. Glass of water? Here's a cup. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.

Lavagirl: He's having a nightmare! Wake up, Max! Wake up! Stop that racket Sharkboy - you're giving him nightmares!

[train of thought is out of control]

Lavagirl: [panicky] What do we do?

Sharkboy: [calmly] Yell? Scream?

Lavagirl, Sharkboy, Max: [screaming]

Lavagirl: When you dreamt up these giant cookies, who did you expect to be able to eat them?

Max: I really didn't think about it.

Lavagirl: 'Cause if you dream giant cookies, something has to be created to *consume* giant cookies.

[cookie giants appear from behind mountains]

Sharkboy: Cookie giants!

Sharkboy: [cracks knuckles] Get ready for the ultimate power outage.

Mr. Electric: [flexing muscles] And who are you to believe that you can defeat me now?

Sharkboy: No one special. Just... king of the ocean.

[Sharks cut ice that Mr. Electric is on, he falls in the water, and the sharks bite him]

Sharkboy: Shark frenzy.

[Sharkboy walks away]

Lavagirl: Thanks for saving me, Sharkboy.

[Lavagirl kisses Sharkboy on the cheek and he sizzles]

Sharkboy: [smiling a little painfully] Ouch.

[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the Land of Milk and Cookies]

Sharkboy: You still hungry, Max? How about a knuckle sandwich?

Max: He ruined my Dream Journal!

Linus: I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

[first lines]

Sharkboy: [narrating] Sharkboy was not always half shark, half boy. He was a marine biologist, or at least in training. His father studied great white sharks and called his son "Sharkboy", because of how much he loved to care for the sharks. He made them sushi and had given them all names: Goodmilk, Peggy, Eggbat... and Crackett.

Sharkboy: But one day an incredible, mysterious storm appeared. It swept away the entire laboratory. Thanks to their life rafts, Sharkboy and his father survived. But they survived on different sides of the wreckage, each floating off in a different direction. Sharkboy was completely alone. Almost completely.

[sharks gathering around]

Mr. Electricidad: [3D version only] Glasses on. The following presentation is in three dimensions. Use the strap to secure the glasses to your head.

[about the 'Glasses off' message]

Mr. Electricidad: When you see this, you will take your glasses off. But keep them handy, you will need them again later. For now, leave your glasses on. Enjoy the show!