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Adam Gibson: Doesn't anybody die any more?
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Adam Gibson: I want my life back.
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Drucker: We won't have to lose our Mozarts. We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We will have finally conquered death.
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Drucker: It costs me 1.2 million to bring you guys back. Try to be worth the money.
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Wile E. Coyote: I've been killed twice in two hours.
Marshall: We've all been killed before.
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Talia: Kinda takes the fun out of living, doesn't it?
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Adam Gibson: I might be back.
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Adam Gibson: If you really believe that then you should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker: Why is that? So I can understand your unique perspective?
Adam Gibson: No. So you can go fuck yourself!
[Later, when Drucker's clone is lying on the real Drucker]
Adam Gibson: When I told you fuck yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.
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Adam Gibson: Try to stay dead this time.
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Adam Gibson: My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.
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Adam Gibson: If you really believe that then you should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker: Why is that? So I can understand your unique perspective?
Adam Gibson: No. So you can go fuck yourself!
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Adam Gibson: You read my mind?
Drucker: Just the highlights.
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Adam Gibson: That's enough philosophy for now.
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Michael Drucker: Johnny. How's my favorite quarterback?
Johnny Phoenix: I would say I feel like a million bucks, but I'd hate to take a cut in pay.
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Title cards: God created man in His own image, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. GENESIS 1.27, 31
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Adam Gibson: [clone to original, just after punching out original]
Adam Gibson: That's for sleeping with my wife.
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Hank Morgan: My cat, Sadey? She's a repet
Adam Gibson: You had your cat cloned?
Hank Morgan: Yeah, well, she fell out my condo window
Adam Gibson: ...ouch
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Adam Gibson: There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and it's not me!
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Clara Gibson: Dad, did Oliver die? Is he a RePet?
Adam Gibson: Why do you say that?
Clara Gibson: You locked him outside.
Adam Gibson: I did? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I haven't been myself lately.
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Marshall: [just lost a leg] You're gonna pay! Those were brand new boots!
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Adam Gibson: Who gets to decide who lives or dies? You?
Drucker: You've got a better idea?
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Drucker: [Coyote has just been killed for a third time] Don't bring him back again.
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Adam Gibson: I saw the dog licking the kid's face.
Natalie Gibson: The Doctor said that things will be okay.
The 6th Day Quotes
Extended Reading