Tape Quotes

Vin: Do you have any idea how much those drugs cost?

Amy: There'll be other drugs, Vincent.

Vin: I know... but, I really liked those ones.

Vince: What you think I'm a dick?

Jon: Uh, no. But I do know that occasionally you have a tendency to act in a phallic fashion.

Jon: She's probably scared.

Vin: Oh god, of *what*? I never threatened her!

Jon: ...You sometimes present a threatening appearance.

Vin: Dude... we have been going together for three years.

Jon: So what?

Vin: So... I mean, you'd think she would be used to it by now.

Jon: Since when are you all high and mighty?

Vin: I'm not high and mighty. I'm too high to be high and mighty.

Jon: Thanks, Vince.

Vince: [confused] What?

Jon: Thanks.

Vince: For what?

Jon: For all your *honesty*.

Jon: What's up man?

Vince: Oh, nothin' much.

Jon: You're not dressed.

Vince: Lay off.

Jon: Not that I don't like it...

Vince: What?

Jon: Nothing.

Vince: So?

Jon: So nothing.

Vince: Okay.

Jon: Okay.

Vin: She thinks I have violet tendencies.

Jon: Oh, boy.

Vin: Jon, I never touched her.

Jon: I never said you did.

Vin: well, she thinks I have, uh, "unresolved issues, which occasionally manifest themselves in potentially violet ways."

Jon: [...] Women these days have no reason to hang around potentially violet guys. It's not an attractive quality anymore. Too many guys out there with "resolved" violet tendencies.

Vin: Oh, so I'm out of fashion?

Jon: You don't like my work?

Vin: I like it like I like a shot of whiskey first thing in the morning: it's good for about 10 minutes and then I want my coffee.

Amy: I have a boyfriend.

Vince: Who is he?

Amy: He's the District Attorney.

Vince: Oh, God. That is so typical.

Amy: Typical. Why?

Vince: It just is.