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[first lines]
Sin-Dee: Merry Christmas Eve, Bitch.
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Sin-Dee: Bitch, you know I don't do downers, bitch. You know I'm an upper ho.
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Sin-Dee: Oh, shut the fuck up you lackey ass bitch!
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Sin-Dee: You finally got tits, bitch!
Alexandra: Bitch, the estrogen has been kicking in, the only thing it hasn't broken down was these fucking arms. Everything else on my body looks good.
Sin-Dee: Oh, honey.
Alexandra: Don't you try it. I look like the real thing.
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Yeva: [comes sadly out of the animal hospital with a pet carrier and gets into the cab]
Razmik: Is that a dog or a cat?
Yeva: A dog.
Razmik: What's the name?
Yeva: Alfie.
Razmik: Alfie is a very well behaved dog, huh? It's so quiet.
Yeva: It's empty.
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Alexandra: I remember one Christmas, I was like 6 or 7, my family bought me the cutest little Barney doll, that I would take with me everywhere. And one day I put it inside the tub with me, to give it a bath...
Sin-Dee: [overlaps] Oh, girl, she tried her out.
Alexandra: ...and it just stopped working. It stopped singing the "I Love You" song. And I was just so upset. The world can be a cruel place.
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Sin-Dee: Chester is fucking cheating on me with real fish?
Alexandra: Yeah, bitch. Like a real fish girl, like vagina and everything.
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Sin-Dee: I promise no drama, Alexandra!
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Alexandra: [to Parsimonious John] You forget I got a dick, too.
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Razmik: What the fuck is this?
Selena: It's a pussy.
Razmik: Get the fuck out of my car.
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