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[after Takeshi sees actor Akihiro Miwa in makeup]
Beat Takeshi: What a freak.
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Beat Takeshi: Comedians... they're loud.
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Beat Takeshi: He looks like me.
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[when Kitano asks Beat Takeshi for his autograph]
Kitano: Could you write "To Mr. Kitano?"
Beat Takeshi: The same surname as mine?
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[after first meeting Kitano without the clown makeup]
Beat Takeshi: He does looks like me.
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Beat Takeshi: That guy... the one who looks like me. What could his life be like?
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Takeshi's Friend: [about Beat Takeshi, who is his friend] Arrogant prick... To think that we started out together! He left us all behind. Wants me to call him "Mr. Takeshi" now. Arrogant prick!
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Beat Takeshi: [to his friend] You're being a little too friendly. It's Mr. Takeshi to you. You have a problem with my yakuza roles?
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Takeshi's Friend: This guy is a fan. Doesn't he look like you?
[Takeshi looks at Kitano who is in clown make-up]
Beat Takeshi: Hard to say with all that make-up. You saying I look like a clown?
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[first and last lines]
Beat Takeshi: Now what?
Takeshis' Quotes
Extended Reading
