Supernatural Quotes

[Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half open window]

Dean Winchester: Oh, sorry!

Sam Winchester: OK, be quiet.

Dean Winchester: Me be quiet? You be quiet!

Dean Winchester: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.

Sam Winchester: Oh, come on.

Dean Winchester: It's killing me!

Sam Winchester: Let it go.

Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!

Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean Winchester: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?

Sam Winchester: Yeah.

[Dean stares blankly]

Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...

Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!

Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean Winchester: Damn cops.

Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.

Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?

Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

McG: Marty, what do you think?

Martin: Not married to salt. What do you want? Still sticking with condiments?

McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?

Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me...

Martin: [aside] What would a ghost be scared of?

[to McG]

Martin: Maybe shotguns.

McG: 'Kay, that makes even less sense than salt.

Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.

Sam Winchester: Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him.

Dean Winchester: You're such a stickler for details, Sammy.

[repeated line]

Bobby Singer: Idjits!

Sam Winchester: Bon Jovi?

Dean Winchester: Bon Jovi rocks... on occasion.

[repeated line]

Bobby Singer: Balls!

[repeated line]

Dean Winchester: Son of a bitch!

[repeated line]

Dean Winchester: Awesome.

Lucifer: Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.

Dean Winchester: Well, I'll alert the media.

[repeated line]

Dean Winchester: Saving people, hunting things. The family business.

Jensen Ackles: Thank you, the fans. Through blood, sweat, laughter, and tears, you've kept us on for 15 years.

Jared Padalecki: There's no way we would have ever been here withour and your support and your love, so thank you. We will remain forever grateful for the opportunity and the honor to play these characters for so long, and we felt you guys here with us all the time. So thank you.