Super Troopers 2 Quotes

Trooper Callaghan: You're Cracklin' Bacon!

Thorny: What a long, strange trip it's been.

[last lines]

Fred Savage: Any of you motherfuckers want some pussy?

Trooper Callaghan: Cap, you know how hard I worked on this thing? Big face, big mustache.

Captain O'Hagan: I don't care how big your face is. Shave it!

Farva: Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap! I'm good right? I got a tight mouth-muff.

Captain O'Hagan: Talk about big faces.

Mac: That's face-ism, Cap.

Captain O'Hagan: Not regulation! Shave it!

[first lines]

Trooper Callaghan: Do you know how fast you were going?

Bus Driver: No, I don't, Officer.

Captain O'Hagan: Is Farva near by?

Mac: Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.

Captain O'Hagan: Do me a favor, spackle his mouth shut.

Farva: You ever hear of the Cuban Embargo?

Foster: The embargo is yesterday's news.

Farva: Not for me it isn't. That's like sucking Castro's cold wrinkled dick.

Farva: I don't need some nerd in a lab coat to tell me what this shit is.

Thorny: Sometimes even I've gotta hand it to you, you weird son of a bitch.

Mac: But why is it that you chew a pill yet you swallow M&M's whole?

Farva: I'm a complicated guy, Mac.

Mac: Okay. All right. See you boys in the Renaissance period.

Farva: What are you two doing together? Mall walking?

Genevieve Aubois: We ran into each other at the pet store.

Farva: Rabbit. You shopping for a new gerbil?

Genevieve Aubois: Wait, wait. Where is the fat one's desk?

Rabbit: Right there. You don't know his name?

Genevieve Aubois: Flarvia.

Rabbit: I smell a new nickname.

Farva: Hold your bones. Rabbit's car. The dash cam! Look at this.

Captain O'Hagan: Ooh, you clever little prick, you.

Farva: Prick? I'm tired of these putdowns!

Mac: It's a compliment, shithead.

Farva: Fuck you, midget Burt Reynolds.

Thorny: Where the hell's Farva?

Foster: [wearing heat-vision goggles] Ah. I got him. He's like a walking hydrothermal explosion. You want to see some fartography?

[hands goggles to Mac]

Farva: I'm still gonna go back and get that butter Yule log.

Guy LeFranc: Your rabbit wasn't quick enough. Maybe next time, he'll hop a little faster, eh?

Thorny: If anything happens to him, I'm gonna fuck you six ways to Sunday!

Guy LeFranc: Jeez Louise. Now I know who gobbled all my Flova Scotia.

Paramedic: Get me 50 CCs of morphine, shaving cream and a razor.

Rabbit: A razor for what?

Paramedic: To remove the hair off your testicles. I have to stitch you up.

Rabbit: Why would you need to stitch me up? It's like a paper cut. All we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys!

Mac: Happy trails!

Captain O'Hagan: Looks like the rook is getting his nuts shaved after all.