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[repeated line]
Tobi: Wie samma
[How are we?]
Tobi: Guad samma!
[We're great!]
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Tobi: Will we still hang out when we're forty?
Achim: Sure, why not?
Tobi: I thought you and Sandra...
Achim: What about you and Anke?
Tobi: Yeah, if you and Sandra, and me and Anke... If we're all paired off, then our friendship's over, isn't it?
Achim: Why's that? This is different.
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Leo: [to Malte] You're so compulsive. Does anything else count for you but sex?
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Leo: [to Tobi] Why don't you stay?
[pauses]
Leo: I'd really like that.
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Tobi: How was it with you?
Leo: It wasn't easy.
Tobi: But then it got easier?
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Tobi: [interrupting Anke's seduction] I'm S-sorry, I can't do it.
Anke: Tobi, if you don't love me, or if I'm doing something wrong, then tell me. What's wrong?
Tobi: I'm in love...
Anke: With whom? Do I know her?
Tobi: Uh-uh. I mean...
Anke: It's not Sandra? I don't believe it.
Tobi: It's not a girl.
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Boy: Look, Martin has an Ernie and Bert sleeping bag.
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[first lines]
Tobi: She said, "I don't mind?"
Achim: Those very words. Now chill. I have to keep at 140.
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Ferdinand: That thing in the bushes. I was choking the chicken.
Girl: You must be crazy!
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[last lines]
Busfahrer: Bye. Take care.
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Leo: If you hide your whole life, you'll forget who you even are.
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Achim: [while joyously roughhousing] Hey, you have a hard-on.
Tobi: Bullshit, I do not.
Achim: Of course you do.
Tobi: My hard-on looks different than that.
Achim: You pervert.
Tobi: Fine, so I do have a hard-on.
Achim: No, it's cool.
Tobi: Let's jerk off. I feel the need.
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Leo: A sex offender on the team will get you disqualified.
Tobi: No way. Ferdl's our equipment manager.
Malte: Either way, you'll lose. We're the best.
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Sandra: Those most afraid of gays are gay themselves.
Georg: What are you talking about? Am I gay just because this shit gets on my nerves?
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Malte: [returning to camp after targeting Schorschi] His straight days are over. I'm giving him one more day, maybe two. His crotch was bulging. Next week is harvest time.
Leo: Forget it. He's a hardcore straight.
Malte: So what? I've cracked even the hardest of nuts. That Bavarian piggy's no exception. Straight boys make great toys.
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Tobi: Jerking off in the boathouse is okay but a little kiss is a disaster! I can't figure you out!
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Tobi: What's wrong? Can't I kiss girls anymore just because I'm gay?
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Nils: I thought the fight was great. I feel so manly now.
Summer Storm Quotes
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