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Amy Sumner: There are five men with guns outside.
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David Sumner: Hey Charlie, there is something in the Bible I do believe.
Charlie: Whats that, sir.
David Sumner: "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."
Charlie: I believe in that, too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?
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Charlie: Son of a bitch got some man in him after all. Alright, lets end this.
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Charlie: You want your glasses. Go ahead put 'em on, I want you to see what's coming, David...
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Charlie: [first lines... as Norm takes butchering saw to still live deer] Norm. What are you doing, man? Geez.
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David Sumner: I'll bet that was your daddy's chair.
Amy Sumner: Every chair was my daddy's chair.
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David Sumner: Baby. You don't have to learn chess to please me.
Amy Sumner: I'm not learning chess to please you, baby. I'm learning so I can kick your *ass*.
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Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
David Sumner: We'll, maybe you should wear a bra.
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Norman: See there Mr. Sumner, you ain't the only one with a trophy wife. Only difference is, mine's for third place.
Kristen: [very pregnant] Believe it or not, that's the most romantic thing he's ever said. That and, "You're what?"
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Charlie: You don't think God had anything to do helping the Ruskies?
David Sumner: God?
Charlie: Yeah.
David Sumner: U-u-h...
[chuckles]
Charlie: Why is that funny?
David Sumner: That God would help a nation of atheists?
Charlie: He works in mysterious ways.
David Sumner: Most dangerous line ever uttered.
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David Sumner: Just so you know, somebody broke into our house and killed our cat.
Chris: What makes you think Flutie was killed? Didn't just die.
David Sumner: Well, generally cats don't hang themselves.
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David Sumner: [to Amy] Get your daddy's gun and shoot anyone that's not me.
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[last lines]
David Sumner: I got 'em all.
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Chris: [David takes a nail gun to Chris' hands as he climbs through a broken window] Don't leave me like this... the glass is cutting into my neck
David Sumner: [coldly] I hope you slit your fucking throat
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