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DJ: Gamma who? One word: Bitches.
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Duron: It's not just about you. It's about us, we're a team.
DJ: Well then this team' bout to double up on their asses!
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[repeated line]
Zeke: Wolves!
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Rich Brown: Man, give me my damn hat.
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Theta Nu Theta Fraternity: We rep'n thetas, thetas, thetas. We rep'n thetas, thetas thetas. We rep'n ooo ooo ooo BOOM!
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Rich Brown: All right. There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits ai'ight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream,and my condoms.Magnums, of course. You know about the gold packs? other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown?
DJ: DJ
Rich Brown: Nice to meet you sir
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DJ: I done already schooled you once homeboy, how many lesson you wanna learn?
Grant: Oh so you think you funny nigga?
DJ: No... but she clearly does.
April: What? No, Grant let's just go.
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Noel: [introducing himself] Pork chop! Extra *gravy*!
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Rich Brown: Can I ask a stupid question?
Sylvester: Better than anyone I know
Rich Brown: I just wanted to know why we're steppin in an empty pool.
Sylvester: Well, it was so we could keep our moves a secret.But who would want them?
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April: Hi.
DJ: What's up? What's wrong?
April: Nothing.
DJ: Hey you know, if you wanna talk, I'm here.
April: Thanks.
DJ: All right.
April: [notices DJ jacket] Congratulations. Why didn't you tell me you pledged?
DJ: Maybe I wanted to surprise you.
April: As if I didn't already know. What?
DJ: I like your earrings. They're nice. They're new, right?
April: Yeah. You noticed them?
DJ: I notice everything about you.
April: Oh yeah?
DJ: Yeah
April: So, what's my favorite color?
DJ: Well... You always wear green eye shadow. Your favorite ring has green in it. And I'm gonna bet your car is green. Right?
April: We should probably get started.
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Sylvester: Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
Zeke: I'll see you at Nationals.
Sylvester: Yes you will.
Stomp the Yard Quotes
Extended Reading
