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Lance Sterling: Walter, what did you do?
Walter Beckett: Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!
Lance Sterling: UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!
[Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance]
Lance Sterling: Stop, girl! Seriously!
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Lance Sterling: Let the beat drop.
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Lance Sterling: Ah, that's hot. That's hot.
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Lance Sterling: You poisoned me!
Walter Beckett: That's not even my department.
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Lance Sterling: [after laying an egg] Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.
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Walter Beckett: I should have a codename. Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
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Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
Lance Sterling: What?
Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.
Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?
Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.
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Lance Sterling: Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?
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Lance Sterling: [dismissing Walter] Millennials
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Killian: [on Lance in Japanese to the Yukuza] Make It Hurt!
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[truth serum spray goes loose]
Marcy: I have five cats, each named after a member of New Kids on the Block!
Lance: I love New Kids!
Marcy: John, Joey, Jordan, Donnie and Danny!
Killian: I really want to hurt you right now.
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[Walter throws something at Killian]
Killian: Breadcrumbs?
[every pigeon gets alert and looks at Killian]
Walter: They're gluten-free!
[the pigeons go for Killian]
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Walter: Why are you running from the Agency?
[as Walter tries to help him up]
Lance: Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!
Walter: Mm, I don't think that's a thing.
Lance: Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!
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Marcy: Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.
Lance: Ok. Go ahead.
Marcy: No, that was it. That was the apology.
Lance: Oh. I accept.
Marcy: But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
Lance: Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.
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Lance: What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie
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[first lines]
Wendy: Walter, have you seen my tweezers?
Young Walter: [Walter is pulling something open with tweezers which explodes shooting off and smashing a coffee mug] Um, sorry. Did you need that mug?
Wendy: I needed that coffee.
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Walter Beckett: [after Kimura is sprayed with truth serum] Kimura, what is your biggest secret?
Kimura: I peed in the pool.
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[repeated line]
Lance Sterling: I fly solo.
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Walter Beckett: [Sterling has just been transformed into a pigeon] Can you see me?
Lance Sterling: I can see everything!
Lance Sterling: Why can I see you and my butt at the same time?
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Lance Sterling: Let's get weird.
Walter Beckett: Boom.
Spies in Disguise Quotes
Extended Reading
Director: Troy Quane
Language: English,Japanese,Spanish,Korean Release date: December 25, 2019