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Annie Porter: I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!
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Annie Porter: Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
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Annie Porter: This night seems almost too perfect.
Alex Shaw: Want me to step on your feet?
Annie Porter: You already did.
Alex Shaw: Oh, I mean again?
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Annie Porter: Who's ready to party on the big boat besides me?
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Annie Porter: I'll swear, I'm never leaving the house again.
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Alex Shaw: Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out.
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Constance: [to her husband about her nicotine patch] The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
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Merced: We can not stop the ship!
Alex Shaw: Then we have to slow it down.
Merced: What are you gonna do, are you gonna let the air outta our tires?
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John Geiger: How do you like your vacation so far?
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Marifa: Bad luck to run ship over town.
Maurice: No shit, bad luck! I just bought a condo here!
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Alex Shaw: [positively] We gotta spend some time together. We'll get to know each other. Let's go away together.
Annie Porter, Alex Shaw: [not convinced] OK, where?
Alex Shaw: [positively] Caribbean.
Annie Porter: [annoyed] Oh, the Caribbean, do you have a concussion? We work 6 days a week, Alex. We've never even been away for a weekend.
[Alex takes a plastic blue envelope out of his pocket and shows it to Annie]
Alex Shaw: I was gonna surprise you tonight, but uh...
[Annie opens the envelope, revealing tickets]
Alex Shaw: [looking at the tickets] It's a cruise.
Annie Porter: [annoyed] This is so unfair, Alex. You can't just pull out tickets to some... exotic island and think that's gonna make everything OK.
Alex Shaw: [Annie starts walking away and Alex follows her] I don't expect I can make everything all right. But, you know, if you thought we could...
[Alex puts his arm around Annie but she moves his arm off and turns around]
Annie Porter: [annoyed] No don't *do* that. I wanna be depressed right now. I don't want you to like, do that. Don't!
Alex Shaw: All right! All right!
[Alex tries to kiss Annie]
Annie Porter: [annoyed] Don't.
Alex Shaw: [positively] I won't.
[Alex kisses Annie and she puts her arms around him]
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Alex: Go faster.
Maurice: Give me one good reason!
Alex: If you don't, I'll push you off the boat.
Maurice: That's a good reason.
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[in the control room]
John Geiger: [acting drunk] I saw all the lights, thought this was the casino...
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Alex Shaw: I gotta get my girl.
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[repeated line]
Alex Shaw: I'll be right back.
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Alejandro: [half dressed] I took off mine...
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John Geiger: [putting leeches on himself] Time for group therapy boys. I wouldn't trade you for all the pearls and diamonds in the world. You take care of me, I'll take care of the ship.
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John Geiger: So you've met my nurses? They clean the copper out of my blood. Doctors gave me a couple of years to live, those bloodsuckers might give me a few more.
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John Geiger: Annie! Come back, you're my hostage!
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Juliano: With all due respect miss, this is not your car, this is a cruise liner!
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Maurice: Look what I found in international waters!
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John Geiger: What're you gonna do Annie? Splash water on me?
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Annie Porter: [after just using a chainsaw to cut through a locked door but not removing chainsaw from the hole] Can you lot get out?
Passenger: If you back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!
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Alex Shaw: [referring to the flooding of the ballast room] How much longer?
Merced: Look, I've never let a million gallons of water into a ship before. Gimme a second.
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Alex Shaw: [after telling Merced to open the ballast doors] SHIT! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT
Merced: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO OPEN THEM!
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Merced: [after opening the ballast doors] I can't... close it just like that
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Alex Shaw: [armed with a gun near a computer in Geiger's room] It ends now. I know who you are.
John Geiger: [over a speaker] I know you too. You look a little wet. You see Alex, I designed this whole Auto Pilot system. My company sold it off to almost every shipping line in the world. But when I got sick, they fired me. I had no defence, they just... threw me away. But now, I have a more aggressive defence system.
[using his computer, Geiger arms an explosive behind the computer near Alex]
John Geiger: [crafty] Tell me Alex, did you ever have a full sense of security?
[the words "Good Bye Alex" appear on the computer screen and Alex quickly exits the room as Geiger laughs and detonates the explosive]
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Annie Porter: His name's Geiger.
Alex Shaw: Oh.
Annie Porter: Yeah, yeah. We talked.
Alex Shaw: Doesn't seem very interested in Golf for someone who had a fit about his clubs though.
Annie Porter: Why do you say that?
Alex Shaw: Well, tournament's on right behind him - he hasn't even glanced at the TV.
Annie Porter: You're absolutely right. Honey, I think we need to go and arrest him.
[Annie starts to make her way towards the bar]
Annie Porter: [calling] Excuse me! Excuse...
Alex Shaw: [grabs Annie] Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Annie Porter: Oh honey, you just wanted a hug. I'll give you hug. You're so sweet. Baby I've gotta ask you to do me a favour. Something I've never asked you to do before.
Alex Shaw: What's that?
Annie Porter: I need you to believe me.
Alex Shaw: Oh no, no I don't...
Annie Porter: Oh yes. Yes. Just one of 'em please. One on please. Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
Alex Shaw: [unsure] I think so.
Annie Porter: [rocking tone] Come on baby.
[Alex and Annie dance across the deck and the Seabourn Legend sounds its horn as the camera pans out]
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[from trailer]
Lt. Herb 'Mac' McMahon: [to Alex after he's arrested the van driver] You are *officially* on vacation!
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John Geiger: Traditionally speaking, isn't it true that the captain goes down with his ship?
[he pushes the captain overboard]
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Annie: No! This is my vacation! Damn it!
Speed 2: Cruise Control Quotes
Extended Reading
Director: Jan de Bont
Language: English,American Sign Language,Portuguese Release date: June 13, 1997