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[Press, Baker, and Gamble stare at the alien cocoons]
Dr. Laura Baker: Jesus - Christ!
Press Lenox: Welcome to the Maternity Ward... from *hell*!
Dr. Laura Baker: Patrick's offspring.
Press Lenox: I'm gonna go up and see if I can find Adam and Eve.
Dr. Laura Baker: Press, this isn't Eve's fault. She's human too.
Press Lenox: Like them.
[points to the alien cocoons]
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Darlene: My God, it's you! Will you sign my Space Flakes box?
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Patrick Ross: What the fuck you laughing at, bitch?
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[Arriving at the debutante's hotel room, Patrick finds that she is not there alone]
Debutante: Come on in. My sister decided to join us. We share everything - together.
[Patrick smirks and steps in to the room, closing the door behind him]
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Debutante: [Patrick and the debutante have just finished having sex] You are a hero. Oh, God.
Debutante's Sister: [the debutante's sister walks over to the bed and begins to undress] It's my turn!
Patrick Ross: Yes, it is!
[the debutante's sister lays down on the bed with Patrick and they immediately begin to have sex]
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[At a brothel, the scene of a grisly death]
Press Lenox: So, you didn't see nothing, you didn't hear nothing, you don't know nothing, right?
Seedy Motel Clerk: They come and they go. You know what I mean, they come - and they go.
[Starts laughing]
Dennis Gamble: Well, that's hysterical. Why don't you sit your ass down.
Seedy Motel Clerk: They come and they go. You get it?
Press Lenox: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Here you go!
[Press pushes the wheelchair-bound clerk rolling down a nearby hill]
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Patrick Ross: Eve.
Eve: Patrick.
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Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.
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Dr. Herman Cromwell: [Cromwell explaining what he found out about Mars and why it got him locked up] I was doing research on a Mars meteorite.
Dr. Laura Baker: The one found in the Antarctic in '96?
Dr. Herman Cromwell: Fossils in the meteorite convinced us there might have been life on Mars. But these fossils weren't anything organic to the planet. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Dr. Laura Baker: And what was the basis for that determination?
Dr. Herman Cromwell: Carbon-based elements in the fossils, exist only in the Magellanic galaxy. That's 100 million light years away.
Press Lenox: Well, how did they get to Mars?
Dr. Herman Cromwell: By my reckoning, Mars was visited by an alien species approximately one billion years ago. The species was like a plague, a cancer. It turned a thriving planet with rivers and oceans and rudimentary plant life into a useless hunk of rock. When I heard they were going to send a mission to Mars, I strongly urged the government to reconsider.
Dr. Laura Baker: On what grounds?
Dr. Herman Cromwell: On grounds that alien DNA might remain on the planet, that any human attempt to violate the planet would result in biological contamination.
Press Lenox: So, let me guess. They told you to shove it up your ass.
Dr. Herman Cromwell: They got me fired from Stanford. It seems the military had strategic reasons for wanting to go to Mars. Outpost of the future or some crap like that. Anyway, they harassed the shit out of me. I got into a fistfight with a Pentagon general. I broke his god damn jaw.
Press Lenox: Well, that's why they stuck you in here, right?
Dr. Laura Baker: Why do you think that Dr. Orinsky called you the night that he died?
Dr. Herman Cromwell: To tell me I was right. Whatever species destroyed Mars, those poor astronauts brought down to Earth. May God have pity on our souls.
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Debutante's Sister: My God! Get off of me! Get him off of me! Oh, please, get him off of me! Oh, my God! Get him off of me! Get off of me!
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Patrick Ross: The Eagle has landed, again.
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Patrick Ross: Not for one nation. Not for one people. Not for one creed. But, for all humankind.
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Patrick Ross: Eight years of training and I'm a Martian ditch digger.
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Dr. Herman Cromwell: I told them not to go! I told them - not to go!
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U. S. President: A tremendous achievement that once again proves that we can rise above partisan politics. America can - climb to the heavens.
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Dr. Laura Baker: The extraterrestrial vulnerability experiment has one central goal: to discover a means to defend ourselves against the alien species, should they ever return to Earth. Now, as you know, gentlemen, Eve was recreated from a frozen lab embryo. She's a genetic duplicate of the original Sil. Now, we have deliberately shielded Eve from any direct contact with the male gender, which is why, gentlemen, you're inside there.
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Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: Bingo! Dr. Baker! It worked. Take a look at those beautiful welts. Just, beautiful, beautiful!
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Eve: Why do you do this to me?
Dr. Laura Baker: I'm sorry, Eve. I've explained to you why we've got to do this. What happened with the first Sil.
Eve: And why you have to be prepared. Survival of the fittest, I know.
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Eve: Is that all I am to you? A laboratory animal?
Dr. Laura Baker: I want you to understand that the reason I took this job was to make sure that these experiments were done with regard for you.
Eve: Just don't forget that I'm human, too.
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Dennis Gamble: Boy, there's enough fine booty out there to cure what ails me!
Dr. Orinsky: You're under quarantine, Mr. Gamble. No sexual activity for at least 10 days. And that means all of you.
Anne Sampas: Oh, you've got to be kidding!
Dr. Orinsky: No, I'm not kidding.
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Patrick Ross: There's something wrong with me Dad, since I got back.
Senator Judson Ross: You think a trip to Mars was rough? You just wait till you try a Senate campaign.
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Patrick Ross: I'm scared.
Senator Judson Ross: Damn it! Quite acting like a spoiled child. You're a Ross. Behave like one.
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Senator Judson Ross: Now, I'm going to give you a piece of advice, boy. You keep your dick in your pants and your eyes on the prize. Oh, I know what you've been doing. And, frankly, I don't give a damn.
Patrick Ross: Dad, but...
Senator Judson Ross: But I have seen too many young men, with promising careers, piss it all away on a piece of ass. Hell, boy, they idolize you. You're going to be President of the United States, someday.
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Press Lenox: The answer is no.
Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: Press, we got another fuckin' alien on the loose.
Press Lenox: Get somebody else.
Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: Come on, buddy. Your country calls.
Press Lenox: Don't start wavin' the flag. I'm in the private sector now. I got a business to run.
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Press Lenox: Listen, pal, the last time I fought with that alien she-bitch, I almost got myself killed.
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Dennis Gamble: Dr. Baker runs this facility. She cloned the Sil embryo.
Press Lenox: Oh, okay, well what should I call her: Sil lite?
Dr. Laura Baker: Her name is Eve.
Press Lenox: Eve? How very biblical.
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Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: We have a national fucking emergency on our hands! Now, you two will work together. That's a direct order from the Pentagon. You killed one of these fucking alien things before, do it again.
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Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: This isn't the fucking X-files, god dammit! You are following a lead based on the interrogation of a certified nut case!
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Dr. Laura Baker: [to Colonel Burgess] We need to do blood analysis on Sampas, Gamble and Ross. Now, I know that there is a sexual quarantine of 10 days on all interplanetary missions and the Mars quarantine ends tonight.
Press Lenox: They could fuck the human race into extension. You want to be responsible for that if we don't start testing everybody right away?
Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: Test Patrick first.
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Melissa: I've been waiting to get you alone. All the interviews, all the screaming girls, all the hoopla. Gone. Push it out of your mind. Patrick Ross, tonight, you're mine.
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Melissa: [naked, in bed] Come. What's the matter?
Patrick Ross: I don't know. We should hold off.
Melissa: Oh, no, you don't need to not...
Patrick Ross: Calm yourself. I don't feel so good.
Melissa: Shh. Relax. Let me do the work.
[kissing down his chest]
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Dennis Gamble: A brother just can't get no booty! You know what I'm sayin'?
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Dennis Gamble: It's kinda tough to sit tight, Sir. I haven't been laid in 11 months. That - that's unusual for me.
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Dr. Laura Baker: If he's reproducing, we've got potential offspring.
Press Lenox: I think it's pretty safe to assume that he's banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.
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Dr. Laura Baker: She is not a lab animal! She is half human.
Colonel Carter Burgess Jr: Please, Baker, spare us the alien rights agenda.
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Dr. Laura Baker: Where is he, Eve?
Eve: Aisle 1, fruits and vegetables!
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Eve: It's dark. He wants to mate with her!
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Press Lenox: This looks about right.
Dennis Gamble: What? That little ole tiny ass thing? Shh, man, you got not bazookas up in here, man?
Press Lenox: Bazookas? Hasn't anyone ever told you that size doesn't matter?
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Dennis Gamble: What's wrong? My DNA ain't good enough?
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Dr. Laura Baker: When did you start smoking?
Press Lenox: Just now.
Dr. Laura Baker: I wonder if I should have this stuff analyzed?
Press Lenox: Yeah, maybe they should. You might turn into a - sexual predator.
Dr. Laura Baker: Yeah, I guess that's possible.
Press Lenox: It would be alright with me.
Dr. Laura Baker: Can I have a drag?
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