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Cassius Green: 40 on two.
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Cassius Green: What I'm doin' right now won't even matter.
Detroit: Baby, baby, it will always matter.
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Sergio: Hey, Cash. How much longer I gotta wait for my money?
Cassius Green: God made this land for all of us. Greedy people like you want to hog it to yourself, and your family.
Sergio: Me and my family?
Cassius Green: Yeah.
Sergio: Cassius, I'm your fuckin' uncle.
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Cassius Green: Listen, I just really, really need a job.
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Anderson: This is telemarketing. We're not mapping the fucking human genome here. I don't care if you have experience for this. I'll hire damn near anyone.
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Langston: Let me give you a tip. You wanna make some money here? Use your white voice.
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Cassius Green: As always, we'll be getting that out to you right away.
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Johnny: You're doing so good with the voice thing.
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Anderson: You're going upstairs, Power Caller.
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Voice in Elevator: Welcome, Cassius Green. I hope you have not masturbated today. We need you sharp and ready to go.
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Cassius Green: I'm doing something I'm really good at.
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Steve Lift: Cash, I'm gonna make you a proposal. I can see that you'd wanna say no, but I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering you.
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Steve Lift: Cash. You are awesome.
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Cassius's White Voice: Some for the homies, and some for me!
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Cassius's White Voice: Man, I'm gonna have to get me some new suits!
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Detroit: We will have a transformative experience.
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Detroit: Don't listen to what I say. Listen to what I want.
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Cassius Green: This place is fucking nuts.
Steve Lift: Thank you for the backhanded compliment.
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Steve Lift: If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I'll turn you into glue!
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Cassius Green: You, uh... hey. Power callers, right? They make a shit ton of money, man. I'm talkin' about, like, Benz and expensive house payment type of money. How the fuck is that even possible?
Langston: If you're selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. But they not selling the bullshit we selling.
Cassius Green: So I guess that comparing what we doing to what they're doing is like apples to oranges.
Langston: More like apples and the Holocaust.
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[first lines]
Anderson: So it says here that you were manager of the Rusty Scupper restaurant for five years. And then a bank teller at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016. Oh, and you were employee of the month! What's that trophy in the bag there?
Cassius Green: Oh, Oakland High moot court champion. I'm a salesman at heart.
Anderson: *That* is intriguing. Mainly because I was the branch manager at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016, and you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there.
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Anderson: One more thing, Cassius. *Stss!*
Cassius Green: ...Stss?
Anderson: [points to sign above his desk] S.T.T.S. Stick to the script.
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Langston: It's not really a white voice, it's what they wished they sounded like. What they think there supposed to sound like
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Salvador: We talked about this man, you kinda black, you Lionel Richie black
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Cassius Green: I tried to change it. I tried to stop it but it's just right in front of their faces. They're turning human beings into monstrosities and nobody gives a fuck.
Squeeze: Most people that saw you on that screen knew calling their congressman wasn't going to do shit. If you get shown a problem but have no idea how to control it, then you just decide to get used to the problem.
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