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[first lines]
Craig McCenzie: [talking by radio while surveilling] Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
[long pause]
Craig McCenzie: Watch your ass.
Reed: [sneaking into a stronghold, disguised wearing a burka] Definitely Taliban presence here. Not a lot, but they're here. Over.
Craig McCenzie: If you see Bin Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss. Then chop his nuts off. You can wear them as earrings.
Reed: Roger that.
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Reed: But Control is going to cut your balls off, man. That guy was CIA.
Craig McCenzie: Seems to me, you party with the Devil, God ain't ever going to help you.
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The Pitchman: [commercial on a Web site] We offer the ultimate in bragging rights.
[sets off explosion]
The Pitchman: And the best part is... it's all tax-deductible.
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Craig McCenzie: No, no, no, there's nothing dishonorable about saving your best friend's testicles.
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Craig McCenzie: Just remember, the only thing worse in action than a coward is a hero. You got it?
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Grimaud: The Grim Reaper always get paid.
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[after shooting Vanderbeer]
Sin: Fucking banker.
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Haussman: Bye bye, Number Five.
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[referring to Reed's little daughter]
Craig McCenzie: Look at that! Look at what your nuts made! I saved those nuts.
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[last lines]
Craig McCenzie: A toast to Sam Haussman.
Grimaud: Sam Haussman.
Cecelia: Sam.
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