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Charles Brady: This doesn't have to hurt. Just think of yourself as lunch!
[Tanya hits him in the head with her camera]
Charles Brady: I lied! It does have to hurt!
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Charles Brady: Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me, you fucking cat!
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Charles Brady: [stabs a policeman in the ear with a pencil] Cop-kebab!
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Mary Brady: No vegetables, no dessert - that's the rules.
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Andy Simpson: [singing] Hey, there comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-balled man and he's off to the rodeo.
[cuts to graveyard scene and then back to squad car]
Andy Simpson: [singing] So allamande left and allamande right, come on you fuckin' turkey get your right foot right. Get off the stage you fucking jerk, you know you piss me off.
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Captain Soames: What?
Sheriff Ira: Cold Draft.
Captain Soames: Could you use one right now?
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Captain Soames: Look, you got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, I'll be happy to volunteer.
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Deputy Horace: [after hearing a door close] Maybe it was the wind?
Officer Wilbur: It was not the fucking wind.
Mary Brady: [after smashing their heads together] You're right. It was not the fucking wind.
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Andy Simpson: Shit, Clovis.
[hears Clovis meow at dim Charles Brady]
Andy Simpson: I know just how you feel.
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Policeman: [They get into a yard full of cats] There's a lot of cats.
Policewoman: Well, I can see that, dickhead.
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[after ripping Mr. Fallows' hand off]
Charles Brady: You're right, Mr. Fallows. People really should learn to keep their hands to themselves. Here's yours.
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Cemetery Caretaker: Look, I don't want to take the wrath for this, I got enough going on. I just don't need this kind of action.
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Cemetery Caretaker: I lock up this gate. It's not my fault if any pervert, weirdo or horny kid gets inside of here.
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Tanya Robertson: [Tanya strokes Clovis] It's just you and me Clovis. It's just you and me.
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Andy Simpson: the thing is clovis was looking at him like dident like him. and the guy was looking as clovis like he was afraid of him.
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Andy Simpson: Yes im out here on pound road still in pursuit the bastard almost ran down a little girl i think he tried to run her down i think hes playing with me.
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Mr. Fallows: your transfer cards are fakes clever yes but fakes theres no paridise falls in ohio anything to say? i dont now who you are but i know your not who you say are.
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Charles Brady: look if youre trying to black me youve got the wrong guy this car is the only expensive thing i have and im kinda senimental about it i dont think i could sell it.
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Mr. Fallows: youre gen generation is greedy charles money this and money thst well money id not the only sourse of enchange.
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