Sleepover Quotes

  • Russell: Last chance to see a picture of me in a coma.

    Julie Corky: You were barely in a coma.

    Russell: 3... hours!

  • Liz: Hey, Yancy. My father's a lawyer.

    Yancy: Oh?

    Liz: He can help you sue the diet pill company for non-performance.

  • Ren Corky: Someone stole my bike.

    Hannah: What happened to his car?

    Julie Corky: Repossessed. We're all so proud.

  • Gabby Corky: Slumber house rules?

    Julie Corky: Oh for the love of carbs do we have to?

  • Jay Corky: Blue! You know what that means?

    Julie Corky: Our house is having a boy?

  • Stacie: Who are you?

    Yancy: Yancy. I'm Yancy. We had P.E. together all year.

    Stacie: You're orange.

  • Lance: All I can find are these scrunchies.

    Miles: Yeah and socks.

    Russell: Cha-ching! I found bras!

    Miles: Yeah!

  • Yancy: Do you like brownies?

    Peter: Are you kidding? Brownies are a very important food group.

  • Hannah: Tell me how the view is from the lunch spot.

    Julie Corky: IF we sit there.

    Hannah: What do you mean?

    Julie Corky: Wherever we sit, that'll be the lunch spot.

    Hannah: You're ready for high school.

    Julie Corky: I blame you.

  • Julie Corky: I know who you are.

    Ticket Girl: You do?

    Julie Corky: You're out here collecting tickets instead of being inside at the dance. You spend your weekends doing extra credit algebra, you play way too much Monopoly with your parents, and you've never eaten anywhere near the fountain. And in 4 years I will be YOU unless I get into that dance.

  • Gregg: Look someone smashed into the PatrolTec guy.

    Steve Phillips: Sweet!

  • Gregg: Dude, it's the girl in the red dress!

  • Steve Phillips: Can I have my boxers back?

  • Julie Corky: He is soooo flush.