Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Quotes

Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.

Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad: And you are?

Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.

Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

[about Sinbad]

Eris: He's so cute. And so gullible.

Kale: What happened down there?

Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Kale: Try me.

Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

Proteus: Do you have any idea how serious this is?

Sinbad: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?

Kale: So, any idea how we actually get to Tartarus?

Sinbad: Tartarus?

[chuckling]

Sinbad: Oh, no, no, no, no. People get killed in Tartarus.

Kale: So where are we going?

Sinbad: [lays down a map of Fiji] Fiji!

Kale: Fiji? This time of year?

Sinbad: Think of the beaches.

Kale: Oh, beautiful, if you like mosquitoes.

Sinbad: Think of the sun.

Kale: It's monsoon season.

Sinbad: Oh, then the women.

Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.

Sinbad: Exactly.

[Kale groans]

Sinbad: Come on, Kale.

Kale: He's your friend.

Sinbad: Listen to you. You sound like my mother. Proteus will be fine.

Kale: You're sure of that?

Sinbad: You and I both know Dymas is not gonna let them execute his only son.

Kale: So we're running away?

Sinbad: We're retiring. We don't need another score. We've got enough. Now, set a course for Fiji. Gentlemen, we're heading to Fiji!

[the crew cheers]

Marina: Are you sure you...

Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.

[about Marina]

Sinbad: How can one woman do so much damage?

Marina: Knife, please.

Sinbad: Oh, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish]

Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?

Marina: I don't know... but he owes me lunch.

[Going to rescue Marina from a giant bird]

Sinbad: She couldn't see the bird? Everyone else saw it. It's as big as the freaking ship! Marina? Marina is looking the other way.

Marina: So, how do we get down?

Sinbad: I don't know.

[She stares at him]

Sinbad: I don't know yet. I'm workin' on it.

Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?

Sinbad: Hey, if you'd rather take your chances by yourself, that can be arranged!

Sinbad: Well, well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.

Eris: [chuckles] Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute. But not *that* cute.

Marina: You're rescuing me?

Sinbad: Well - yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

[it is cold and Kale is bare-chested]

Sinbad: Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!

[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]

Sailors: No Spike... Don't...

[Spike vomits]

Sailor: Who gave *him* carrots?

Sinbad: What is it?

Rat: It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world.

Jin: Pay up. It's flat.

Sinbad: A sword at my throat

[pause]

Sinbad: at my chest

[pause]

Sinbad: at my

[points towards his groin]

Sinbad: [quick cut to sailor]

Sailor: Pickles and eggs.

Rat: [Sinbad is looking annoyed after Marina compliments a sailor for "courtesy"] You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous.

Sinbad: [Sinbad punches Rat off screen] Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.

Marina: [plotting how to escape the Roq] So. What do we have to work with? Um... ropes?

Sinbad: Uh... no.

Marina: Grappling hooks?

Sinbad: Yeah-no.

Marina: [exasperated] Your swords?

Sinbad: Hey, I've got this!

[pulls out a knife]

Marina: Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us!

Eris: Now. About my Sea Monster.

Sinbad: Right, right, listen, I'm sorry about that. I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do.

Eris: [chuckles wryly] Heartfelt? From you? Sinbad! You don't have a heart.

[In Eris' Realm of Chaos]

Eris: Make yourself at home.

Sinbad: Thank you. Uh... nice place you got here.

Eris: Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way.

Sinbad: Wow. That's a - good plan! Well, I see you're busy, so listen, we'll just take the Book of Peace and - get out of your way.

[Sinbad finds out Marina sneaked onto the ship]

Sinbad: What do you think you're doing here?

Marina: I'm here to make sure you get the Book of Peace. Or bring back your dead body if you fail.

Sinbad: *Really.* And how are you going to pull that off?

Marina: By whatever means necessary.

Sinbad: Did you bring a crew?

Marina: No.

Sinbad: You know how to get to Tartarus?

Marina: Um... no.

Sinbad: Can you navigate on your own?

Marina: Yes!

Sinbad: Well good! Then I'll dump your butt in a rowboat and you can paddle all the way back to Syracuse. 'Cause we're going to Fiji.

[Marina is trying to get Sinbad to go to Tartarus and get the Book of Peace back to save Proteus]

Marina: You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?

Sinbad: Not a wink.

Marina: Because me, I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... because I let my friend die.

Sinbad: Augh! I'm not responsible for this mess! And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me!

Marina: Look, clearly I can't appeal to your *honour*. But I have other ways of convincing you.

Sinbad: Really? Uh... Just how do you expect to do that?

Marina: By speaking your language.

[holds up a large diamond]

Sinbad: [takes the diamond] Keep talking.

Marina: [Marina empties a small bag of jewels into his hand. Sinbad considers it]

Sinbad: Yup, this'll do! But - not for first class.

[Sinbad is dragging Marina over the ship to her new "quarters", while she fights him furiously]

Sinbad: As you can see, we're well equipped to accommodate the most discerning of royal taste. We have excellent ocean views! Luxurious living quarters -

[dumps her into the storeroom]

Sinbad: with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and pickles!

[Spike comes on screen]

Sinbad: Oh hey Spike, there you are.

[to Marina]

Sinbad: I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, or actually you're *his* new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk. We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the Chimera! Oh. If he starts hugging your leg - it means he likes you.

[Marina saved the crew from the Sirens, all Sinbad does is blame her for the damage she did to the ship]

Marina: Are you crazy? I saved your life!

Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.

Marina: Right.

[walks away muttering toward her "cabin"]

Marina: So ungrateful. It's just typical.

Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!

[Marina slams the door behind her, the crew and Spike look at Sinbad reproachfully]

Sinbad: [groans angrily] The dog - and the crew - and th-th-that *woman*!

[knocks at Marina's door]

Sinbad: [both shouting]

Marina: What?

Sinbad: Thank you!

Marina: You're welcome!

Sinbad: No problem!

Marina: Don't worry about it!

Sinbad: I won't!

Marina: Good!

Sinbad: Good-bye!

Marina: Bye to you!

[slams door shut again]

Proteus: Do you have a plan?

Sinbad: Uh... how about try not to get killed?

Sinbad: You still fight like an old woman.

Proteus: Sinbad? What are you doing here?

Sinbad: [breaks the lock on Proteus' door] Working. You?

Sinbad: Hey I got this.

[Sinbad pulls out a dagger]

Marina: Great he can pick his teeth when he's done with us.

Sinbad: Yeah, you see in the hands of an expert a good knife has 1,001 good uses

[He starts tossing it around and it hits the place where they are hiding and splits it wide open Marina groans and looks menacingly at Sinbad and Sinbad laughs nervously and Roc starts coming towards them Sinbad grabs Marina]

Sinbad: RUN!

Marina: [Sinbad has his back to Marina] Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met.

Sinbad: [Turns to respond] Hey Lady! I've seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha... and I'm the only man you've ever met.

Proteus: Sinbad?

Sinbad: Proteus, it's about time.

Proteus: Do you realize how serious this is?

Sinbad: Do you realize how many times i've heard that today?

Proteus: You betrayed Syracuse!

Sinbad: Ooooh, not you too!

Proteus: Stealing the Book of Peace when you knew how much it meant to us!

Sinbad: Proteus, here's the way this works. First, i actually commit a crime, and then you get to blame me for it!

[Sinbad has been arrested and locked in a cell]

Proteus: [steps out from the shadows] Sinbad.

Sinbad: Proteus! It's about time.

Proteus: Do you realise how serious this is?

Sinbad: Do YOU realise how many times I've heard that today?

Proteus: You've betrayed Syracuse!

Sinbad: Oh... not you too.

Proteus: Stealing the Book of Peace when you knew how much it meant to us!

Sinbad: Proteus, here's the way this works: First, I ACTUALLY commit a crime, and then you get to blame me for it!

Proteus: [draws Sinbad's knife from inside his coat] Then how to you explain this?

Sinbad: [stares at the knife in shock as he realises] Eris.

Proteus: [puts the knife back in his coat] What?

Sinbad: Eris... she framed me.

Proteus: Sinbad, listen to yourself.

Sinbad: Trust me, Proteus, the Book is in Tartarus. Talk to your father. Tell him I'm...

Proteus: This is beyond my father! The ambassadors are convening now for your trial.

Sinbad: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Trial? I didn't do it! Look, I left the Book on your ship, and that's the last I saw of it. You were there. You know the truth. You know me.

Proteus: Do I? I knew a kid. Who are you now, Sinbad?

[Sinbad sighs]

Proteus: Look me in the eye and tell me. Did you steal the Book?

Sinbad: No.