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Jamey: For the record, I think roses are the bitchy super-models of flowers.
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Dan: Hey, where are the Sour Patch parents?
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Chrissy: I'm telling...
Ms. Thomson: The principal? Great. Then we can discuss your innovative use of a birth control dispenser to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz... What? You thought I just assumed you were extra-fertile?
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Dan: I have to find a story for my vlog. If I don't get into any college, I can sell my vlog to Buzzfeed or Vice.
Sierra: Or you can bank on your straight As.
Dan: What is this, the 90s? I've got to create Google 2.0, or swim backstroke while playing the violin at the Olympics. Or create a new species of cat while volunteering in a third world country at the same time.
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Mackenzie: [to Sierra] Maybe yours can be about your trans experience. Super topical.
Ms. Thomson: And you can write about your horrible personality.
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Sierra: Thank you, but I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
Ms. Thomson: Oh believe me, everyone knows that. I just really enjoy it.
Sierra Burgess Is a Loser Quotes
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