Shiva Baby Quotes

  • Debbie: You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps--and not in a good way.

  • Debbie: Well thank god Sheila's coffee is always lukewarm, or you'd have third-degree burns, you know?

  • Ellie: Listen to your mother and don't marry anyone til you've slept with what, at least 10 people...

    Debbie: Well, maybe less.

    Ellie: Because you're gonna end up with one, and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass for the rest of your life.

  • Danielle: Oh, you guys are at the Holocaust museum. You look so... happy!