Shark Night Quotes

  • Sara Palski: Hey!

    Nick: Sara!

    Sara Palski: Room for one more?

    Nick: [as he's moving boxes to make room] Yeah totally. Right there, no problem.

    Sara Palski: Cool.

    [Sara snaps her fingers and her dog barks and jumps in the back]

    Sara Palski: Good boy! You guys have fun back there.

    Gordon: Not quite, uh, what we had in mind there Sara. But...

    [Sara closes the boot of the car before Gordon finishes]

  • Dennis Crim: A cookie cutter shark. The normal dive is nothing more than skin, blubber - flesh!

    Beth: Get me out of here!

  • Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?

    Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.

  • Gordon: So you're probably gonna have to get her drunk. You gonna make her one of your awesome mixed tapes? Those are amazing.

    Nick: Don't disrespect the mixed tape, okay? First of all, your mom loves them.

  • Blake: [to Nick] You bastard!

    Maya: What did you do?

    Blake: You ran over his arm!

    Nick: No! He fall!

  • Sara Palski: We're here guys!

  • Blake: I'm not just going to sit here and watch him die, man!

  • Gordon: Let's rock it out! Let's shock the western world.

    [Beth throws a ping-pong ball into one of Gordon's cups on his side of the inflatable beer pong mattress, while playing Beer Pong]

    Gordon: Ooooo!

    Beth: [Gordon takes the ball out of the cup and drinks it] Who is the champion of the world?

  • Blake: [when running over to the boat dock and sees a jet ski, then as he's getting onto it] Aaaaa, this is going to be a good weekend!