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John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman!
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic!
John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper!
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John Shaft Jr.: Is there no non-violent people in Harlem?
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John Shaft I: Boy, back in the day, we didn't need guns. All we needed was our bare knuckles.
[reveals an arsenal of firearms]
John Shaft I: But you can't be too prepared.
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Maya Babanikos: [to Shaft's honies] Lady Syphilis, Madam Chlamydia, it's lovely to meet you both.
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Maya Babanikos: Please tell me that you did not get our son involved in your bullshit!
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John Shaft II: [from trailer] Damn, you back at having a knife fight?
John Shaft I: Oh hell no, I shot him.
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John Shaft Jr.: [on his dad] He thinks he's a black James Bond.
John Shaft II: If that dude was real, he'd think he was ME.
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Ron: You know, I hear that cat Shaft's a bad mother...
Maya Babanikos: Shut the fuck up!
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Sasha Arias: [to herself after running toward danger and then running right back] Nope, nope, that's some simple bitch shit. Okay, we ain't gonna be her.
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Once Beautiful Woman: For $5 I'll let you lick my titties.
John Shaft Jr.: Um, no, those are reasonable prices, but
Butch Lesbian Girl: But what motherf****r.What you don't like titties.
John Shaft Jr.: No, I love titties. Titties are the best. Right? I just had a big breakfast. I didn't really anticipate licking titties today.
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John Shaft: Rule number three: Never throw up on the hot girl that's feeling you.
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John Shaft II: Who did that to you, son?
John Shaft Jr.: Don't act like you care about that.
John Shaft II: No, no, no, no. You tell me who put hands on you like you're some little punk. And you tell me right now.
John Shaft Jr.: All right, it's this... this henchman. This guy named Manuel.
John Shaft II: What? One of Manny's push-up-doing punks did that to you?
John Shaft Jr.: Yes.
John Shaft II: That motherfucker must have lost his goddamn mind!
Shaft Quotes
Extended Reading
