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Josh: What ever happened to free choice?
Sam: That's a myth.
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Alaird: I had to file another complaint about you relieving yourself in the lake. The rules are quite clear.
Sam: Alard, do you realize how many of our conversations are about my penis?
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Quentin: You know, I don't get the appeal of fishing.
Sam: Really. Well, I would imagine that most activities performed in silence don't make much sense to you.
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Quentin: I've heard the donuts in here are better than sex.
Sam: You're doing it wrong, then.
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Sam: You know, lemme ask you a question first. You're a heartless bottom feeding motherfucker. Well, I guess it's not really a question. Is it?
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Sam: I don't drink.
Quick: You best check your cologne because you smell like you drink.
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Sam: I don't know if I should be impressed by the effort or insulted that you think you can pull that off.
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