Ruby & Quentin Quotes

  • Quentin: Hello, I am Quentin from Montargis.

  • Quentin: Hi. I'm Quentin from Montargis.

    Ruby: Why not tell him who I am too?

    Quentin: Oh sorry. He's Ruby from Puteaux.

    Ruby: Farout...

  • Quentin: Look at the two drag queens!

    Ruby: It's us, stupid!

  • Quentin: I might go back to my foster family.

    Ruby: Go ahead.

    Quentin: They're dead.

  • Quentin: Wow that's the first time a cop saluted me.

  • Quentin: This is jam. Shit, it's laxative jelly.

  • Ruby: [Quentin is eating the laxative jelly] Don't eat that, you'll shit everywhere.

  • Ruby: Let her sleep

    [looking at Katia]

    Quentin: We cant stay up all night

    Ruby: Tais-toi!

    Quentin: [moves behind counter and makes cow noise]

    Katia: Someone there!

    Ruby: [to Quentin] Asshole

    Quentin: Sorry

    Ruby: Liar

    Katia: Who is it?

    Ruby: [gets up from behind counter and walks towards Katia] Don't be afraid I'm wounded im hiding here.

    [Katia goes to run]

    Ruby: Ok run but your safe here

    Quentin: [Quentin pops out from behind counter] Hi, I'm Quentin from Montargis

    Ruby: [to Katia as she runs away] Wait!

    [to Quentin]

    Ruby: You idiot!

    Quentin: Me?

    Ruby: You scared her!

    Quentin: I just introduced myself

    Ruby: A huge moron pops out

    [impersonating Quentin]

    Ruby: Hi, I'm Quentin from Montargis, it scared her!

    Quentin: Really? Usually people react well

  • Quentin: He has to be here, we went crazy together

    Le malade jardin asile: SHIT!

    Quentin: what's his problem ?

    Quentin: RUBYYYYYYYYYY!

    Le malade jardin asile: SHIT!

    Quentin: RUBY!

    Le malade jardin asile: SHIT!

    Quentin: RUBY!

    Le malade jardin asile: SHIT!

    Quentin: can't you say something else ?

    Le malade jardin asile: SHIT!

    Quentin: SHIT!

    Le malade jardin asile: RUBYYYYY!

Extended Reading
  • Tre 2022-03-26 09:01:13

    Classic French humor~The Tang Monk with one tendon and the Monkey King with one tendon met in France~

  • Brain 2022-03-27 09:01:20

    A very interesting French comedy, the domestic dubbed version of the film is more interesting (especially the Northeastern version). The protagonist of the film is a chatterbox, and the other main character, played by Jean Reno, is a serious killer, in stark contrast to the male lead. The film also spoofed "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", one of Jean Reno's masterpieces.