Rio 2 Quotes

[from trailer]

Jewel: We are not people, we're birds! We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu!

[from trailer]

Tiago: Yeah! We're going to the Amazon!

Rafael: You guys are late!

Pedro: Clock late.

Nico: But musician early.

Blu: I am going to the Amazon...! Yay...

Pedro: Like, the website?

Nigel: Keep celebrating. I'll be pooping on your party promptly.

[laughs evilly but Gabi laughs even more evilly until she stops]

Nigel: It only works when I do it.

Gabi: Okay. Love ya.

Blu: Those are breath mints - not like you need one - but they're good! You eat them!

[a blue macaw eats the whole box of mints and starts choking]

Blu: Oh, no, no, no, no, not the whole box! Get that... out of your... mouth!

[he gets the box of mints out of the blue macaw's throat]

Jewel: Unbelievable.

Nigel: The croaking cockatoo doth bellow for revenge.

[Gabi appears on a pole on the right]

Nigel: That's Shakespeare, by the way.

Gabi: Without your performance, it's nothing.

Nigel: Fair point.

Roberto: No, no, no, you guys are staying in my nest.

Blu: Whoa.

[echoes]

Roberto: It's something I put together with my own two wings of course... And my strength. And my brawn.

[drums playing in his chest as he flexes his pecs]

Luiz: You're going to the Amazon? Wow, that's wild!

Blu: Yeah, Jewel thinks it's going to be good for us. Um, how wild?

Luiz: Real wild.

Pedro: They got mosquitoes that suck your blood like Slurpees.

[mimics being squashed]

Nico: Snakes that swallow you whole.

Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.

Jewel: For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.

Blu: Oh, that wasn't a move, that was an accident. But, I accept the compliment.

Jewel: It's great Rafael can watch the kids.

Blu: Yeah! And looks like you're stuck with me, all night.

Jewel: You're my one and only, Blu.

Blu: That's a good thing, since I'm the only other one...

[They press their beaks together as to share a kiss]

Jewel: Hey. Thank you for doing this. I really appreciate it.

Blu: I would do anything for you. You know that, right?

Jewel: Of course I do.

[They snuggle together]

Tiago: No way! A bird bath!

[slides down a vine into the water while laughing]

Blu: Tiago, caref... Ah!

[water splashes onto Blu]

Tiago: [Fart-bubbles emerge from beneath Tiago] Jacuzzi.

Roberto: [Roberto chuckles]

[last lines]

Jewel: Maybe we can do summers in Rio.

Blu: [repeating what she said to him at the beginning of the movie] You're my one and only, Jewel.

Jewel: [touches her beak with his] Awww!

Blu: Remember... Birds of blue feathers...!

Tiago, Carla, Bia: [All together] ... Have to stay together!

Eduardo: [Before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.

Blu: [Overjoyed at his father in law saying his correct name] Ah...! That's my name! Yes... I am Blu!

[Eduardo a-hums him]

Blu: Oh, right... Birds of blue feathers...!

Jewel, Tiago, Carla, Bia: [Joined by the entire flock] ... Have to stick sogether!

Tiago: [using a crane to pick up one of the loggers] Got him!

Bia: Wow... Precise!

[last lines]

Big Boss: [to a giant anaconda] Lollypop?

Blu: [to Eduardo motioning to Linda saving them with a digger] That's a Linda!

[both of them watch Linda do a victory dance]

Linda: [to Blu] You've still got it Blu!

[Does a fist bump with him]

[last lines]

Pedro: [to Nico during a climaxing song and dance number] Lift the end!

[motions to Nico's bottle cap, with Nico tilting it]

Blu: [Chucks a Swiss army knife to his son as they sabotage a logging equipment] Tiago!

Tiago: [Grabs it] Now we're talking!

Blu: [Stopping a digger by snatching away it's keys] I'll take those!

[the driver tries to snatch them back but falls]

Jewel: [On learning her husband is facing the loggers solo] No, daddy, I'm not going with you.

Eduardo: You have to go! I will not put my family in danger!

Jewel: Blu is my family. And I'm not leaving him behind!

Blu: [from off-screen] You don't have to.

Jewel: [Touches her beak with his] Are you okay?

Blu: [Looks to his father in law] Look. Eduardo, I may not be the bird-iest bird in the flock... but for once that's a good thing! You know the jungle... I know humans. And I know that together we can defeat them!

[repeated line]

Blu: Happy wife... Happy life.

Eduardo: [reunited with his daughter] I'm sorry I lost you... I can't imagine you alone, all this time...

Jewel: No, dad, I-I wasn't alone!

[gestures to Blu]

Jewel: Blu found me.

Carla: [seeing her mother give a tearful laugh] Mom? Are you okay?

Eduardo: [startled and drops Blu] "Mom"?

[turns to face his grandchildren]

Eduardo: I'm a grandpa?

[taking it in]

Eduardo: I'm a grandpa...

[overjoyed]

Eduardo: Look at me, I'm a grandpa!

Jewel: [as her father laughs] Daddy, this is Carla, Bia and Tiago!

Bia: Nice to meet you, sir!

Eduardo: There's no "sir" around here, young lady! You can call me "pop-pop"!

Carla: "Pop-pop"? Ooh, I like that, has a nice ring to it.

Tiago: Dad, look! I can fly backwards!

Eduardo: It's never too late to learn the basics of the jungle, Tiago!

[hushed, to Roberto]

Eduardo: Although some may never learn.

[both of them look at Blu]

Blu: I'm gonna go uh... Clean up.

Blu: Kids, go easy on old Pop-pop.

Eduardo: [annoyed, turns to Blu] You can call me "sir".

Blu: What do you know about humans?

Roberto: Oh, I know everything about them. They lure you in, they trap you. They destroy your mind!

[suffers a troubled flashback]

Roberto: "Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?" No! No more crackers! I hate crackers...