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Kyle: Pretty creepy, isn't it? You know, they say that the souls of the people that died here apparently still haunt the house.

Michelle: You know, they also say that people who believe in ghost should be on Prozac.

Kyle: I'm sorry, Michelle, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your breasts.
Desmond: Mansions with their own mental wards. Only in fucking L.A.
Ariel Wolfe: The house is gonna do everything in its power to stop us.

Kyle: Of course. Because that's what houses do.
Michelle: How hard can it be to find a goddamn crematorium? It's on the map, isn't it?

Desmond: I'll get us there.

Michelle: You mean if the house doesn't get us first.
Paul: [reading the newspaper reports on Sara's wall] Isn't this the house where all those people died a few years ago?

Ariel Wolfe: Yeah, my sister was one of the few that made it out alive.

Paul: I remember seeing it on the news. Steven Price flipped out, went on a killing spree.

Ariel Wolfe: Well, that's not what happened according to my sister.

Paul: What do you mean?

Ariel Wolfe: Sara believed the house was haunted, that ghosts killed Price's party guests.
Michelle: [Michelle is at Dr. Hammer's book signing] So, what's a girl gotta do to get your autograph?

[Cut to Michelle and Dr. Hammer having sex in his office]
Michelle: [Kyle walks in on Michelle and Dr. Hammer having sex] Dude! Can you knock?

Kyle: Someone's working 'hard' on their Ph.D.

Michelle: Fuck you, Kyle!

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