Ratchet & Clank Quotes

  • Cora: Got a long line of citations here. Possession of an illegal gravity repulsor?

    Ratchet: Oh, that was a misunderstanding. I thought that space pirate was on the level.

    Brax: Operation of a black market accelerator?

    Ratchet: Operation is a strong word. It blew up as soon as I turned it on!

    Cora: Willful disruption of the space-time continuum?

    Ratchet: THAT is a funny story...

    Qwark: You're reckless! You're a loose cannon! And you're dangerous! That's MY shtick!

    Ratchet: Wait! Just gimme a chance!

    Qwark: Sorry, no time! Galaxy in jeopardy! Get back out there, and remember, you can do anything - as long as you're me! NEXT!

  • Clank: Ratchet, we are clearly not prepared for this. We should have contacted the rangers to warn them of the attack!

    Ratchet: Haha! Yeah, like they'd know who we are!

    Clank: But you said they were your friends!

    Ratchet: ...Whaaaaat? I think you're quoting me out of context.

    Clank: [Playing recording of Ratchet's voice] The rangers are actually my, uh, friends!

    Ratchet: Do you record everything I say?

    Clank: [Playing recording of Ratchet's voice] Do you record everything I say?

  • Qwark: Prepare to be blown away by my epic humility.

  • Grimroth: To be a hero, you don't have to do big things... just the right ones.