Race to Witch Mountain Quotes

  • Sara: We know you're frustrated, Jack Bruno...

    Jack Bruno: No. No more "Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that." I've been asking for answers...

    Sara: You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.

    Jack Bruno: [laughs] That's it? So that's it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you're both aliens.

    Seth: It is the truth.

    Jack Bruno: Really? Well, you don't look like aliens.

    Sara: Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?

    Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me to your leader, Earthlings."

  • Jack Bruno: You do know how to fly this thing, right?

    Seth: How did you think we got here?

    Jack Bruno: Well, you crashed, remember?

  • Dr. Alex Friedman: [crawling through a tunnel] I get claustrophobic in tight palces.

    Jack Bruno: [as they come to a long shaft] How are you with heights?

  • Jack Bruno: [to himself] Don't go in the pimped out fridge, Jack...

  • Jack Bruno: [after removing the Siphon's helmet] You looked better *with* the helmet!

  • Sara: He require some sort of proof. He thinks we're insulting his intelligence.

    Jack Bruno: YOU THINK? You just can't just drop the "we're aliens" bomb, just like that on somebody. Now, I know I've seen some pretty weird things today, but you can't expect me to believe that...

    Sara: [using telekinesis to levitate the objects in the car] I have the ability to move objects with my mind.

    Jack Bruno: That's impossible...

    Sara: No, it's quite possible. On our planet as well as yours. You don't do it, because you haven't learnt to use your full brain capacity.

    Jack Bruno: No... I don't do it because it's kind of creepy and I would like you to stop.

    [objects dropping]

  • Jack Bruno: [to Sara] Just remember that me and Alex, we're only a... a wormhole away.

  • Sara: How could it be that a human who is so large in form felt so small inside?

    [puts her hand on Jack's]

    Sara: Maybe you need help too, Jack Bruno.

  • Jack Bruno: [Rushing out of the gambling area] Gotta go!

    Dr. Alex Friedman: What happened to laying low?

    Jack Bruno: Who lays low in Vegas?

  • Sara: [Seeing all the researchers around their spaceship] We have to hurry.

    Jack Bruno: Well, tell them that.

    Dr. Alex Friedman: Good idea.

  • Henry Burke: [Jack steps forward] A brave but empty gesture, Mr. Bruno.

    Jack Bruno: They're just kids!

  • Sara: A wise human once said "You are what you think you are!"

    Jack Bruno: Well why don't you ask HIM?

    Seth: It was the Buddha... He's unavailable!