[from trailer]

[Puss in Boots removes his hat, cloak and sword]

Puss in Boots: All that I need, are the boots!
[from trailer]

Puss in Boots: My name would become legend...
[from trailer]

Humpty Dumpty: Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend. It ain't over easy!

Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
[from trailer]

Kitty Softpaws: [to Puss, wearing his hat] I'll steal you blind, and you'll never even know I was there!

[an annoyed Puss grabs his hat back]
[from trailer]

[Puss jumps over a steeple, the tip scraping his tail]

Puss in Boots: [shaken] Holy frijoles...
[from trailer]

Jack: I hate cats!

Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!

Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
[from trailer]

Jill: [dangles Puss over a canyon] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?

Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!
[a man begins to strip to show Puss a tattoo of the golden eggs]

Puss in Boots: NO! Please, you have... shown enough.
[from trailer]

Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
[from trailer]

Puss in Boots: My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!
Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
Kitty Softpaws: That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?
Jack: We want a complimentary continental breakfast.

Jill: And don't even think of skimping on them baby muffins!

Hotel Owner: [crying to himself] We don't have any baby muffins.
Puss in Boots: Kitty? You are not as good as they say. You are better!
Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!

Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think.

[Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]

Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.
Puss in Boots: Don't make the cat angry...
Raoul: [taking an inventory of Puss in Boots' items before placing him in jail] ... one bottle of catnip!

Puss in Boots: It's for my glaucoma.
Puss in Boots: How *dare* you do the Litter Box at me?
Kitty Softpaws: [In a calm voice] You owe me.

Puss in Boots: I owe you?

Kitty Softpaws: [starts to flirt with Puss] Uh-huh. You hit me in the head with a guitar.

Puss in Boots: I, uh, regret the guitar.

Kitty Softpaws: Okay, I forgive you.
[Of Humpty Dumpty]

Puss in Boots: I always knew you were good inside.
[Puss and Kitty kiss]

Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
Humpty Dumpty: First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club.
Humpty Dumpty: I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.

Puss in Boots: You are what you have always been: my brother.
[Taking Puss' bag of money]

Kitty Softpaws: [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
Kitty Softpaws: [to Puss] You hit me in the head with a guitar!
Crazy Woman: [beats up Puss] Chupacabra! Chupacabra! Chupacabra!

Puss in Boots: You are a crazy woman!
Humpty Dumpty: [hanging from a rope] You can't save us both!

Puss in Boots: Yes, I can! Just hang on!

Humpty Dumpty: Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mother will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do.

Puss in Boots: I will not let you go, Humpty.

Humpty Dumpty: I know you won't. So I won't make you choose.

[lets go]
[first lines]

Puss in Boots: Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato. The Furry Lover. Chupacabra. Friskie Two-Times. And the Ginger Hit Man. But to most - I am Puss In Boots! Outlaw.
Puss in Boots: What can I say? I was a bad kitty.
Jack: Once we're done with this magic bean business and got ourselves all them beautiful golden eggs...

Jill: Mm-hm, go on.

Jack: That we cut down on some of the hijacking and murdering. I mean, it's fun and all, but, uh, I want a baby.

Jill: A baby what, Jack?

Jack: A baby us, Jill. We'll raise it wild, like a squirrel or something
Jill: Ever since you fell down that hill and broke your crown, you have been talking crazy.
Puss in Boots: Señorita, wait! Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover, not a - fighter.
Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something - dangerous. Something - breakfasty.

Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.

Puss in Boots: Maldito huevo.
Puss in Boots: There is one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty problem.

Kitty Softpaws: And what is that?

Puss in Boots: You work for the egg!

Kitty Softpaws: Oh, come on, Puss.
Puss in Boots: It was a year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days, I bounced along, a hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama, and no litter box.
Humpty Dumpty: Please don't spin me. Do not spin me! Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!
Humpty Dumpty: What's your name? You don't say much, do you? I think I'll call you Sparky. Whiskers? Zoltar! How about Puss?
Humpty Dumpty: I'm cracked! We got red beans, green beans, coffee beans, lima beans, but, no magic beans.

Puss in Boots: Would you care for a jelly bean?
Puss in Boots: How strange it was to give a cat boots; but, whoa, I looked good.
Humpty Dumpty: OK, yeah, I get it now. You get some fancy boots and now you're too good for me?
Jill: You're gonna pay for this! Soul-sucking cats!
Kitty Softpaws: Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper.
Puss in Boots: There is one word for you, Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!

Kitty Softpaws: I know you have quite a reputation with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.

Puss in Boots: I've also been known as the... Furry Lover! But that was before I met you.

Kitty Softpaws: You don't know me, Puss.
Kitty Softpaws: I was just a stray; but, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it. But they took my claws.

Puss in Boots: Cat people are crazy.
Kitty Softpaws: Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!

Humpty Dumpty: Eh, what? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
Humpty Dumpty: Let's, uh, get out of here before Mama shows up.

Puss in Boots: I should make you into an egg salad sandwich!

Humpty Dumpty: That is disgusting!
Puss in Boots: Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.

Humpty Dumpty: I'll try.
Humpty Dumpty: I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg.
Humpty Dumpty: I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Townperson #1: It's him. Puss In Boots.

Townperson #2: He saved us from the giant goose!

Townperson #3: His sword is like lightning!

Townperson #4: They say he has ten lives.

Townperson #5: His boots are made of the finest Corinthian leather.

Townperson #6: He only drinks whole milk.

Puss in Boots: Good leche.
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.
Puss in Boots: This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice. And a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover.

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Puss in Boots short comments

Dasia 2022-03-29 09:01:02

Three-and-a-half, this is a cat runner's righteous story, subverting fairy tales, playing cute, spoofing, dancing, chasing, and fighting, which are the characteristics of DreamWorks Animation. However, I really like the dancing part, it's so fun, and the rest just feels mediocre. I've watched too many American animations, and the routines lack new ideas, but the production is indeed getting more and more refined.
Mona 2022-04-23 07:01:49

Those big black eyes are still cute, I like this cat, but there is no surprise in the story structure. Antonio Banderas's voice is very good, and Salma Hayek's female cat's voice is very sexy, which makes me have the urge to learn Spanish. I just don't like the egg-shaped man supporting role, minus one star