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Ø: Not much you've pumped while in prison, I see...
Tonny: Shut the fuck up.
Ø: Nice bag you got there, by the way.
Tonny: Go fuck yourself.
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Kusse-Kurt: Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little cunt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like shit, dude.
Tonny: Fuck dude. What the fuck did you do, then?
Kusse-Kurt: Nothing. It didn't mean shit, it was baby teeth.
Tonny: [realizing it's a joke] You're fucking sick, dude.
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Tonny: I was just trying to...
Smeden: [interrupts him] Trying? What's it like being such a dickhead, huh?
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Smeden: Be a good example to your kid.
Tonny: [ironically] Like you?
Smeden: Yeah, like me.
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Indsat #2: [Tonny goes up to a bunch of immigrants, hits one of them and runs] What the fuck are you doing? Get that guy!
Indsat #1: Get him!
Indsat #2: Fucking faggot!
[Tonny jumps up in a window, but the immigrants pull him back down]
Indsat #1: Take that fucker down!
[the immigrants beat up Tonny]
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Kusse-Kurt: [after flushing some cocain down the toilet] Can I get my money back?
Milo: What?
Kusse-Kurt: Can I get my money back?
Milo: Why?
Kusse-Kurt: It was an accident. Give me back my money!
Milo: Kurt... It was your accident, not mine.
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Tonny: [trying to buy a gun] Can't I pawn something?
Lille Muhammed: You got anything of value?
Tonny: My shoes?
Lille Muhammed: [in disbelief] Your shoes? Get the fuck out of here! What the fuck do you think this is? Fucking jerk.
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Tonny: Can I smash your TV?
Kusse-Kurt: Sure. We'll smash everything.
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Den gamle: If you fuck with me, I'll fuck with you!
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Tonny: [after shooting Kurt] I'll take the car.
Kusse-Kurt: You're not taking the fucking car! You fucking idiot!
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Smeden: [Tonny has just stolen a Ferrari] You fucking idiot!
Tonny: Relax!
Smeden: You don't steal a fucking Ferrari, unless someone's ordered it!
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Smeden: Let me see your arm.
Tonny: What?
Smeden: I said, let me see your arm.
Tonny: Why?
Smeden: I need to see if you got any... measles.
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Luder #1: [Tonny can't get an erection] You okay?
Tonny: Yeah! Come one! Come on! Come on! Almost got this sucker!
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Tonny: I'M THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
Pusher II Quotes
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