Prince Avalanche Quotes

  • Alvin: True love is just like a ghost - people talk about it but very few have actually seen it.

  • Lance: So when you say something negative and insult the other person... You're really just showing that other person what an unsure-of-yourself-type person that you really feel like you are.

  • Alvin: I was running, and then I reached the cliff, and all I know is I wanted to either fly or kill myself.

  • Alvin: There's a difference between being lonely and being alone.

  • Title Card: In 1987, 43,000 woodland acres in central Texas were burned by wildfires. Approximately 1,600 homes were destroyed and 4 lives were lost. The causes of the fires remains unknown.

  • [first lines]

    Alvin: [about cassette tape] Hey! What are you doing?

    Lance: I was falling asleep. I thought it would be a good idea to change the station situation.

    Alvin: It wasn't. I was listening to that.

    Lance: I know, but it's boring for the rest of us. I was falling asleep doing the work.

    Alvin: So what?

    Lance: So, I wanna play this tape. I wanna play this play to get motivated and pumped up, ya know?

    Alvin: I know, I know you want to play that tape. Look, you know what, Lance, I'm not here to start a fight. That's not what I want to do. But I need to listen to my language tapes in order to become proficient and informed to the best of my abilities.

    Lance: What about the equal time agreement?

    Alvin: That doesn't apply to studies in education. The equal time boom box agreement doesn't apply in this case. That's for recreation.

    Lance: Oh, come on!

    Alvin: Hey, don't push my buttons, alright? You are not the boss here. I'm the boss. I hired you. And we have a lot of work to do. We could sit here arguing about language and music and blah, blah. But we've got a lot of work to do. A lot of lines to paint, and it's a very long road. I suggest you start the machine and keep it going.

    Lance: Alvin.

    Alvin: Yeah?

    Lance: You have your tool belt on backwards.

    [restarts the loud motor]

    Alvin: Let's just enjoy the silence.

  • Truck Driver: You know what? You shouldn't smoke.

    Alvin: Yeah, I know, it's bad for ya.

    Truck Driver: No, I mean *you* shouldn't smoke. You look stupid.

  • Lance: Hey, Alvin. If you were in a regional beauty pageant, and you were a girl, what would your special talent be?

    Alvin: Triple Jump.

  • [last lines]

    Alvin: If there was a woman in that truck - I'm not saying that there is - but if there was, would you be good to her?

    Truck Driver: HUH?

    Alvin: Would you be good to her? Would you make sure that everything is okay?

    Truck Driver: You better believe it.

    [drives away]

  • Truck Driver: Well, let me give you a little advice. Never sleep with the same woman more than three times in a row, no matter how good it is. Otherwise, ya start to develop feelings. Feelings. That's how you feel.

  • Alvin: Gonna hit it in with your hand?

  • [Lance is wanking. Alvin turns to his side]

    Lance: Alvin! Alvin!

    [No response. Lance continues wanking]

    Alvin: What?

    Lance: Never mind.

    [Turns to his side]

  • Lady: All of these things are... are like memories Sometimes I feel like I'm digging in my own ashes.

  • Alvin: Boy, somehow in your mind, you truly do perceive yourself as a gentleman, don't you?

  • Truck Driver: Now look here, buddy. If there'd have been a lady in my truck, I'd hold on tight. I wouldn't let her go.

  • Lance: I get so horny in nature...

  • Lance: Lemme ask you question. Does it, like... Feel different having sex with a woman that's had a baby?

    Alvin: Mm-hmm. Yeah.