Pokémon Detective Pikachu Quotes

Detective Pikachu: [from trailer]

[Tim has a stapler in his hand, and he doesn't know Pikachu can talk]

Detective Pikachu: Oh, geez.

[climbing up the top of the drawers]

Detective Pikachu: Here we go. I know you can't understand me; but put down the stapler, or *I* will electrocute *you*!

[Tim drops the stapler in shock]

Tim Goodman: I don't need a Pokémon, period,

Detective Pikachu: Then what about a world-class detective? Because if you wanna find your pops, I'm your best bet. We're gonna do this, you and me.

Detective Pikachu: Should I talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?

Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.

Detective Pikachu: I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.

Lucy Stevens: Down by the docks. Rough part of town, not the sorta place you wanna visit alone at night.

Tim Goodman: [trying to impress her] Well, I'm actually pretty good at being alone at night.

Detective Pikachu: Have you ever talked to a woman before?

Tim Goodman: I've talked to women before!

Detective Pikachu: When was that, in the the birth canal?

Detective Pikachu: [from trailer] They try to talk to me all the time, but all they hear is "Pika-pika!"

Tim Goodman: [to a person's girlfriend, asking if she can understand Pikachu speaking] You can hear him... right?

Detective Pikachu: [in his Pokemon voice] Pika-pika!

Girlfriend: [to Pikachu] Yeah, pika-pika-pika! He's adorable!

Detective Pikachu: [to the girlfriend] *You're* adorable!

[pause, knowing that only Tim can understand him]

Detective Pikachu: They can't understand me, kid.

Tim Goodman: [exasperated, knowing that no one can understand Pikachu] Can no one else hear him?

Detective Pikachu: [holds his finger out to Tim] Smell my finger.

Tim Goodman: I will never smell your finger.

Detective Pikachu: Coward.

Detective Pikachu: I can't help but notice your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed.

Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.

Detective Pikachu: I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. Are you gonna turn me into a lampshade?

Tim Goodman: I might!

Detective Pikachu: [when Tim finds him in his apartment] Aw, jeez. Here we go

[Climbs on a dresser]

Detective Pikachu: [Slowly] I know you can't understand me, but put down the stapler or I will electrocute you.

Tim Goodman: [Drops stapler]

[first lines]

Mewtwo: They're outside.

Howard Clifford: The transfer worked. My body is in the chair, but my mind is in Mewtwo.

Tim Goodman: Howard?

Howard Clifford: Well done Tim, you and Harry's Pikachu led me straight to Mewtwo.

Tim Goodman: Mewtwo didn't cause the crash.

Howard Clifford: All your father had to do was take the money and walk away, But he started asking questions. I had to stop him.

Tim Goodman: You tried to kill him!

Howard Clifford: I had no choice! He tracked the R* to the battles, then traced it back to Dr. Laurant, and then he and his Pikachu helped Mewtwo escape!