Dr. Dakota Block: No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
Skip: It's go go, not cry cry.
[repeated line]

El Wray: I never miss.
[repeated line]

J.T. Hague: Best in Texas.
[repeated line]

Cherry Darling: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
J.T. Hague: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.

Cherry Darling: Oh, no thanks.

J.T. Hague: What's the matter? You don't eat meat?

Cherry Darling: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.

[grins]

Cherry Darling: See that?

J.T. Hague: What's that?

Cherry Darling: Shit-eating grin.

J.T. Hague: [laughs] You ought to be a comedian.

Cherry Darling: What do you think of the leg?

J.T. Hague: [laughs] Sure is funny.
Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?

El Wray: I'm going to get Cherry.

Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we're taking my car.

[his car explodes]

Sheriff Hague: [looking back at Wray] I'm riding with you.
Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
J.T. Hague: That boy's got the devil in him.
El Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?

Cherry Darling: Fuck no.

El Wray: Look for it.

[Cherry searches through one pocket]

El Wray: No, the other one.

[Cherry searches through the other pocket and takes out a box with a ring inside it]

El Wray: I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket...

Cherry Darling: [saying it at the same time as El Wray] ... and I looked for it for two weeks.

El Wray: Read it.

Cherry Darling: Two against the world.

El Wray: Remember that?

Cherry Darling: I never forgot it.
[repeated line]

El Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for it for two weeks.
Sheriff Hague: Give him the gun. Give him all the guns.
Earl McGraw: God, dammit! Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamned pack mule.
Cherry Darling: I'm Cherry.

Dr. Dakota Block: You sure are.
Babysitter Twin #1: Conio chica, you said 10 pm! We can't be watching your kid all goddamn night!

Babysitter Twin #2: That's right!

Babysitter Twin #1: Your friend never showed up, and we've got shit to do!

Dr. Dakota Block: Then start doing it!

[pushes both twins out the front door]
Tony Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
Tammy: Are you okay?

Cherry Darling: I'm just Cherry!
J.T. Hague: [after checking out Tammy] Now THAT'S a rump roast.
Sheriff Hague: I was thinking, we could build a new place right there where the old one was. You cook, I work the back.

J.T. Hague: You don't make that rent so God-Damn high.

Sheriff Hague: We share the recipe, we share the rent.

J.T. Hague: Start at 250 degrees.

Sheriff Hague: [Pulls a note pad and pen out] I knew it. For how long?

J.T. Hague: 12 pounds?

Sheriff Hague: Sure.

J.T. Hague: 12 pounds, 12 hours.

Sheriff Hague: Wrapped in tin foil, right?

J.T. Hague: I don't use no goddamn foil.

Sheriff Hague: Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

J.T. Hague: Canned.

Sheriff Hague: No Shit?

J.T. Hague: Yeah.

Sheriff Hague: You score me some?

J.T. Hague: Oh Yeah, cause we're brothers.

Sheriff Hague: Thank you for this.

J.T. Hague: You just remember, you got to take this recipe to your grave.

Sheriff Hague: I think I can... goddamn guarantee that.

[Dies]

J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

[Blows up the quarantine chamber]
Sheriff Hague: You cook that meat at 250 degrees don't you?

J.T. Hague: I don't remember. I set the heat with my hands.

Sheriff Hague: You give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

J.T. Hague: Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe, that's a fact! He'll take it to his grave! I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig and I ain't gonna tell ya! I could be dyin' in your arms and I ain't gonna tell ya!

[hangs up phone]

J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh!

Sheriff Hague: [to himself] We'll see about that.
Lt. Muldoon: Where's... the... shit?
Abby: You killed Bin Laden?

Lt. Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer.

El Wray: So that was you.
Lt. Muldoon: You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.
Tony Block: [while playing with toys] I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
J.T. Hague: You're the second person to show up tonight.

El Wray: Who's the first?

J.T. Hague: [nods to Cherry] Right there. Must be passin' through. Seems only strangers eat here.

El Wray: [picking up his coffee] I still eat here, J.T.

J.T. Hague: Oh, yeah, you sure do. By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eatin'.
Dr. Dakota Block: Goodbye, Bill.

Dr. William Block: Don't you mean "see you later"?

Dr. Dakota Block: Of course.
Babysitter Twin #1: [to Dakota] Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?
Earl McGraw: You don't smoke, do you, Wray?

El Wray: Nope.

Earl McGraw: That's... probably good.

[El Wray immediately lights up a cigarette after Earl leaves]
Lt. Muldoon: [Abby's laying on the ground, surrounded by the testicles he's taken as prizes] Looks like I've got you by the balls...
El Wray: So what are you going to do now?

Cherry Darling: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.

El Wray: You're not funny.

Cherry Darling: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious.

El Wray: But you're not.

Cherry Darling: There's a difference between being frank... and being dick.
The Rapist: I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco.
Cherry Darling: Name's Cherry Darling...

El Wray: Sounds like a stripper name.

Cherry Darling: No, it sounds like a go-go dancer name. There's a difference.
El Wray: I like the way you say 'fuck'.

Cherry Darling: Good. Fuck you.
El Wray: Get up. We're leaving.

Cherry Darling: I can't walk.

El Wray: So what? Get up!

Cherry Darling: Motherfucker! Look at me!

[removes blanket to reveal her missing leg]

Cherry Darling: Look at me! I was gonna be a stand-up comedian! Who's gonna laugh now?

El Wray: Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go.

Cherry Darling: It's not funny. I'm pathetic.

El Wray: Would you stop crying over fucking spilt milk?

Cherry Darling: I have no leg!

[looking frustrated, El Wray rips off a wooden table leg and shoves it in Cherry's stump]

El Wray: Now you do. What do you think?
Cherry Darling: You could carry me, Wray.

El Wray: You never wanted that before. Why start now?
Cherry Darling: [her wooden leg is stuck in the truck door] My leg's stuck. Pull over.

El Wray: It's just wood.

Cherry Darling: It's splintering!

El Wray: Would you just leave it alone?

Cherry Darling: Why do you have to be so mean?

El Wray: Just, just do me a favor, alright? Stay strong.

Cherry Darling: Stay?

El Wray: Yeah, baby. Stay.
El Wray: [dying] Go. Leave me.

Cherry Darling: I am not leaving you here like this. Motherfuckers around here eat road kill.

[El Wray laughs]

Cherry Darling: See? I'm funny. I made you laugh.

El Wray: Go to the ocean. Put your backs to it and protect yourselves there.

Cherry Darling: I'm not leaving you, Wray. Two against the world.

El Wray: It will be. I promise.

[touches her stomach]

El Wray: I never miss.
Cherry Darling: I broke my leg.

El Wray: That's okay,

[pulls her broken wooden leg off]

El Wray: I made you something.

[installs the Machine Gun leg]

El Wray: I DO believe in you, always have. I believe you could be better. You deserve better, even better than me. Right now, I need you to become who you were meant to be. Stand!
Dr. Dakota Block: Hi, Joe. I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These...

[pats the needles in her shirt pocket]

Dr. Dakota Block: ...are my friends. My yellow friend is to take the sting off.

[injects Joe in the arm with the yellow needle]

Dr. Dakota Block: My blue friend you'll barely feel.

[injects Joe in the arm with the blue needle]

Dr. Dakota Block: That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. See how fast my friends work?

[injects Joe in the arm with the red needle]

Dr. Dakota Block: And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again.

[Joe slobbers over himself and passes out]
Cherry Darling: [astonished that Dakota has shot The Rapist with a syringe] Where'd you learn to do THAT?

Dr. Dakota Block: Useless Talent #37.
[Wray and Deputy Tolo drag a wounded and bleeding from the neck Sheriff Hague from the outside]

Sheriff Hague: I figured that one of my new deputies might end up shooting me... but not you, Tolo!
El Wray: I need someone to drive my truck.

Sheriff Hague: I'll do it.

El Wray: You're bleeding like a stuck pig. Your vision is probably blurred, and you're on your last leg...

Sheriff Hague: [sarcastic] Anything else?

El Wray: Don't wreck it.
J.T. Hague: Grab the slaw! Can't have a barbeque without the slaw!

Babysitter Twin #1: We need guns!

[J.T. hands both babysitter twins large, pump-action, shotguns]

Babysitter Twin #2: Fucking cool!
The Rapist: [muffled under the mask] Do you like Ava Gardner?

Cherry Darling: Sorry?

The Rapist: [removes his mask] Ava Gardner, do you like her?

Cherry Darling: Yeah, I guess...

The Rapist: I was just thinking that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

[pulls out his pistol]

The Rapist: You know what this is?

Cherry Darling: A gun...

The Rapist: It's simplicity itself: you see, you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here, and the little bullet hits you

[taps her between the eyes]

The Rapist: right there! And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
Dr. Dakota Block: Tony, if anyone comes up to the car, I want you to shoot them. Just like in your video games: shoot them in the head.

Tony Block: What if it's dad?

Dr. Dakota Block: Especially if it's your dad!
Tony Block: [puts a hand to his mouth and holds up a tooth] Hey mom, another tooth fell out!

[Dakota stares at Tony]

Tony Block: Your tooth fell out too...

[Dakota examines her smile in the rear view and sees she has a chipped tooth]

Tony Block: ...we're toothless buddies.

Dr. Dakota Block: We sure are, sweetie...
Cherry Darling: You're a doctor?

Dr. Dakota Block: Hmm. I was earlier tonight.

Cherry Darling: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this.

[Cherry arches her body up in a bridge position]

Cherry Darling: Useless talent number 66. I'm very pliable.

Dr. Dakota Block: You know, my girlfriend had a theory. She said at some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. It's like connecting the dots.

Cherry Darling: I'm not that optimistic. I feel like I'm sinking down a drain and I can't get out.

Dr. Dakota Block: She'd say, "when you're stuck in that spiral, you reach up".

Cherry Darling: What if there's nothing up there?

Dr. Dakota Block: Just reach up.
Cherry Darling: [after seeing Abby get his head blown off] I don't suppose anyone else here is a bio-chemical engineer?

El Wray: [no one replies] I'll take that as a "no."
Earl McGraw: [after shooting Doc Block] Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Cherry Darling: Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. I was walking out on you. I was cold, I took your fucking jacket. So, if you're go on one of your psycho, obsessive, controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it 'cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time!
The Rapist: You're a dancer?

Cherry Darling: I was earlier tonight.

The Rapist: [grabs Cherry by her hair] Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
[watching Cherry and Dakota on a TV monitor]

The Rapist: I'm gettin' my dick wet.

Rapist #2: She's only got one leg.

The Rapist: Easier access.

Rapist #2: Oh... that is a good point.
Sheriff Hague: Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? A missing leg that's now missing?
[repeated line]

Sheriff Hague: [to Deputy Tolo] Dumbass!
[first lines]

Skip: Real pretty tonight, Holly.

[two girls are kissing]

Skip: Goddammit, girls - if you're gonna do that shit, do it onstage!

[walks away]

Skip: Smokin' hot. Whew!
[last lines]

Cherry Darling: It's beautiful. *She's* beautiful. I wish you could see us, us two. It's like you said it would be. Two against the world, baby. Two against the world.
[Dr. Block joins Dr. Felix as they look on at several infected people in the hospital ER... all of them slowly turning into 'Sickos']

Dr. Felix: Viral infections. They came pouring in. Some are rapidly developing coliform leisions... highly contagious. What do you think?

Dr. William Block: Self preservation comes to mind.
The Rapist: [after Cherry breaks her leg in his eye] I bet you thought that was pretty funny? You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you...

[pulls down pants]

The Rapist: ...some fucking wood!

[Cherry, Dakota, and even the second rapist look with shock and disgust as the rapist's genetilia begins melting off!]

Rapist #2: Gas! You need gas! Put your mask back on!

The Rapist: No, no, fuck the gas. I'm just gonna have to make this quick!
Romy: [nervous tone] Uh... hi Abby. How's it going?

Abby: [notices an empty cage nearby with bent-out bars] I see you've run into a spot of trouble while I was away. You mind telling me what happened?

Romy: [continues to stammer] Uh... I don't know. They just... escaped.

Abby: All three?

Romy: Uh... yeah. I... don't know how they did it. I just went left for a little while and when I came back... it... well...

Abby: I'm sorry, Romy. I just don't trust you anymore. You are the most incompetent employee I've ever employed. You know the penalty for failure. You enforce the rules yourself.

Romy: [more nervous] All right... Abby you win. I'm out. I'm finished. You'll never see me again. I'll get my things and get out of here.

Abby: Not so fast!

[one of Abby's men brings over a large jug of formaldehyde with various circle-shaped objects in it]

Abby: I also want your balls for my collection!

[Abby tosses Romy a large knife; Romy hesitates]

Abby: It would be easier if you do it yourself. Just drop your pants, chop them off, and give them to me. Then... I might consider letting you live.

Romy: [on the verge of tears] Uh... Abby... I'm really attached to them.

Abby: [sarcastic] Oh, sweetheart I was really attached to my specimens. And now, thanks to you and your incompetence, they're out there in the night doing God knows what.