Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Quotes

[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"]

Jack Sparrow: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

Jack Sparrow: [to Angelica about taking the ship] I think you might be better off if you just...

[sword comes through the door]

Jack Sparrow: ...stay out of it.

Blackbeard: Bring the mermaid!

Philip: You're killing her.

Blackbeard: I'm a bad man.

Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?

Angelica: A mermaid, Jack.

Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?

Jack Sparrow: No.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.

Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Barbossa: [at St. James Palace in London] Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning sides?

Jack Sparrow: I understand everything... except that wig.

Angelica: I love you.

[leans in to Kiss]

Jack Sparrow: [just about to kiss] I gotta go.

[leaves]

Blackbeard: [points the gun at Jack's head] I need those chalices.

Jack Sparrow: Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall.

Blackbeard: You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her.

[points the gun at Angelica]

Jack Sparrow: [surprised] You won't kill your own daughter!

Blackbeard: [hands the gun to the zombie quartermaster] Quartermaster, get me six more pistols, remove the shot from all but two, but do not tell me which two.

[walks to where the six pistols are at]

Blackbeard: You get to choose, Mr.Sparrow.

Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for.

Jack Sparrow: That is NOT a compliment.

Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?

Angelica: You know exactly how!

Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?

Jack Sparrow: You are aware of the ritual?

Angelica: Yes, I am.

Jack Sparrow: What is it?

Jack Sparrow: He bought that?

Angelica: I sold that.

Angelica: Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural.

Jack Sparrow: Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.

Angelica: I tried to kill you in St. Dominique.

Jack Sparrow: Either or.

Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?

Angelica: Yes.

Jack Sparrow: That's very good, may I use that?

Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.

Angelica: You would know.

Barbossa: Don't touch the map.

Jack Sparrow: Oh.

Jack Sparrow: There is a girl. A female. Of the opposite sex.

Gibbs: When is there not?

Captain Teague: I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.

Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?

Captain Teague: Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?

Jack Sparrow: ...Depends on the light.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?

Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Jack Sparrow: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.

Gibbs: Stirrings?

Jack Sparrow: Stirrings.

Gibbs: What, like feelings, you mean?

Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right feelings, damn you.

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.

Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I am with child... yours.

Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...

Angelica: You were drunk.

Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

Angelica: I love you.

Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have, always will.

Salaman: You're either with us or against us!

Philip: I'm not with you, neither am I against you!

Salaman: [to Jack] Can he do that?

Jack Sparrow: He's religious, I believe it's required.

Jack Sparrow: You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump...

[looks over the cliff, as if considering jumping, then comes back to reality]

Jack Sparrow: I don't have it.

[Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]

Angelica: [half asleep] Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it's not...

Jack Sparrow: It's a dream.

Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?

Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.

Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.

Jack Sparrow: Good. I can go like this.

[in agreement with Philip's comment]

Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.

Lord John Carteret: [sarcastically] You *are* Jack Sparrow?

Jack Sparrow: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

[he grimaces]

King George: I've heard of you... and you know who *I* am.

Jack Sparrow: Face is familiar. Have I... threatened you before?

Barbossa: Be we on the proper course, Gibbs?

Gibbs: Aye, we be proper. There's your proof.

[Barbossa sees Spanish ships, and prepares the ship for battle. Nothing happens, however]

Gibbs: He never so much as turned his head.

Barbossa: The Fountain is the prize... it appears we be not even worth the time to take to sink. And now we've fallen behind!

Syrena: Philip, I can save you. You need only ask.

Philip: I seek but one thing.

Syrena: And what is that?

Philip: Forgiveness. If not for me, you would never have been captured.

Syrena: Ask.

Philip: Forgive me.

[they kiss]

Jack Sparrow: [after the mutiny is victorious] The ship is ours!

Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow] Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?

Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.

Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear] Again?

Angelica: Mutiny!

Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!

[raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]

Jack Sparrow: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Blackbeard: Perfect.

Angelica: [after realizing Jack tricked Blackbeard into drinking the wrong chalice] You bastard, how could you?

Jack Sparrow: Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.

Philip: I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved.

Blackbeard: Behold, gentlemen! A man formerly of faith.

Jack Sparrow: What has become of my Pearl?

Barbossa: I lost the Pearl the same attack I lost my leg.

[an enraged Jack has to be restrained by guards]

Jack Sparrow: If that ship be sunk properly, then its Captain should be sunk with it!

Jack Sparrow: So, what is the ritual?

Angelica: Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice...

Jack Sparrow: I don't really agree to that...

[Barbossa fiddles with his pegleg and and removes it]

Jack Sparrow: Oh! A knife?

Barbossa: Better!

[Reveals his pegleg is a flask and takes a drink]

Jack Sparrow: I want one of those.

[to Blackbeard and Angelica, holding the prepared concoction]

Jack Sparrow: I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.

Angelica: [being marooned] And how will I get free of these bonds?

Jack Sparrow: You broke free of your bonds thirty minutes ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.

[blocks Angelica's attack]

[last lines]

Gibbs: I don't get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water - you could have lived forever!

Jack Sparrow: Who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I've no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me.

[winks]

Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!

Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.

Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

Cabin Boy: Sharks?

Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.

Cabin Boy: I got 'em!

Cabin Boy: [places swords on the table] All of them.

Captain Teague: Hello Jackie.

Jack Sparrow: 'Ello dad.

[Jack has just jump down into the river]

Jack Sparrow: Wet... wet again.

[last lines]

Blackbeard: Trickster... devil.

Angelica: The lies I told you were not lies

Jack Sparrow: *Pause* You lied to me by telling the truth?

Angelica: Yes

Jack Sparrow: That's very good. May I use that?

Barbossa: [ignoring the mermaids attacking the far away Providence] We travel by foot! Gibbs, I require a heading.

Groves: Sir. The men!

Barbossa: They be dead already.

Groves: [scornfully] They don't sound dead.

Barbossa: [cocks pistol at Groves] Oh, is that so? Well, I hear nothing but seagulls, nesting. What is it that you hear, Mr. Groves?

Groves: [hesitantly] Seaguls... nesting. Nothing more.

Barbossa: [turns away] Heading, Gibbs?

Prime Minister Henry Pelham: You are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg, Archtreasurer and Prince-elector of the Holy Roman Empire, King of Great Britain and Ireland... and of you.

Jack Sparrow: [thinking pause] Doesn't ring a bell.

Angelica: Every soul can be saved.

Blackbeard: Be that true, young cleric?

Philip: Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot.

Jack Sparrow: You.

Barbossa: You.

Jack Sparrow: No, you!

Barbossa: I was here first. You!