Pig Quotes

  • Amir: Well, if the city floods we can always go up to Mt. Hood.

    Rob: Hood's an active volcano.

    Amir: Well, I'm not fucking moving to Seattle.

    Rob: Fuck Seattle.

  • Rob: We don't get a lot of things to really care about.

  • Rob: What happened to the persimmon tree?

    Bryce: What's a persimmon?

    Rob: It's a uh.. it's an orange fruit looks kind of like tomato.

    Rob: You can't eat it if it's not ripe it's awful

    Rob: But if you give it time, it gets rid of these things called tannins and then they are very good.

    Bryce: I don't think we have a persimmon tree

    Rob: No? That's okay

    Bryce: Did it die?

  • Rob: Derek why do you care about these people? They don't care about you, none of them.

    Rob: They don't even know you because you haven't shown them.

    Rob: Everyday you wake up and there'll be less of you you live your life for them and they don't even see you.

    Rob: You don't even see yourself. We don't get a lot of things to really care about.

  • Bryce: [Stops playing the hand pan] Does your face hurt?

    Rob: Yeah.

  • Charlotte (formerly Restaurant Waitress): [Waitress giving rote announcement that accompanies the deconstructed scallops she has just delivered in a smoke filled globe to Rob and Amir's table] We all have a set of beliefs about the world around us. To challenge them is to acknowledge our foundation is sand, but it opens us up to something greater, to pure connection, to true life. Today's journey begins by uniting the depths of the sea with the riches of our forests. We've emulsified locally sourced scallops encased in a flash-frozen seawater roe blend, on a bed of foraged huckleberry foam, all bathed in the smoke from Douglass fir cones.

    Rob: I'd like to speak to the chef.

  • Rob: You should use stale bread for french toast.

Extended Reading
  • Angel 2022-03-28 09:01:13

    One star was added for 5 minutes of restaurant dialogue, and the rest of the time. . . Really looking for pigs, nothing else.

  • Carmine 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    The timing and mood of the movie really matter. Watching the right movie at the right time is the perfect movie. Before watching it, I was troubled by some work matters, but after reading it, I suddenly became enlightened.