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Eli Wurman: [of Jilli's red-walled, red-upholstered hotel room] This is not a room... it's a vagina.
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Eli Wurman: I've got a starlet in here with more drugs than I've ever seen. We could start a cartel.
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Eli Wurman: I look like Dracula's Uncle Morty from Kiev. Oh man, I should be embalmed.
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Victoria Gray: Is that what we're doing, E? We're surviving?
Eli Wurman: Don't underestimate it; it's harder than it looks.
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Eli Wurman: [when getting stabbed] Hey, that hurt!
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