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[from trailer]
Paul Blart: [talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...
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[from trailer]
Paul Blart: Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
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[from trailer]
Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.
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Paul Blart: [after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.
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Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?
Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!
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Veck Sims: It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
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Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
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Pahud: Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, what's up, man?
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Paul Blart: [Headbutts criminal] No one wins with a headbutt.
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Paul Blart: Scuba-dooby-doo!
[sends a scuba tank into a villain knocking him out]
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Maya Blart: [reading a dating website] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."
Paul Blart: Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.
Mom: Let me stop you right there.
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[sees Leon hanging by a rope, being pulled up into the air ducts]
Veck Sims: I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out.
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[First Line]
Drill Instructor: Alright you have all completed the written exam, however, you must now pass the obsticle coarse to be admitted into the training program. And remember: Survive this and you are on front lines of keeping New Jersey safe.
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[Last Line]
Paul Blart: Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.
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Sergeant Howard: Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass.
Commander Kent: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. One thing I know is Paul Blart is not a badass.
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Commander Kent: [talking on radio to Paul] Remember me? I set you on fire at the pancake festival.
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Sergeant Howard: [Chief Brooks has just given Sgt Howard a book of insult comebacks] You and what army?
Chief Brooks: What's wrong with that?
Sergeant Howard: He
[Commander Kent]
Sergeant Howard: *has* an army.
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Paul Blart: If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Quotes
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Julie 2022-04-22 07:01:31
I don't understand why such a bad movie has such a high box office and low cost and high return
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Kaelyn 2022-03-26 09:01:06
Also a fat man, Sammo Hung is much stronger than this fat man. People don't pay any attention to you, so you're shy to go up to the hero to save the beauty or something that's the most cheap, okay?
