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Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.
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Paul Blart: I'm fiercely independent and not a big fan of being alone.
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[regarding Paul Blart's missing daughter]
Henk: We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?
Paul Blart: Define 'a lot', I mean...
Henk: Any.
Paul Blart: No, actually I don't have a lot... no.
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Divina Martinez: I'm actually dating someone.
Paul Blart: Oh please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.
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Paul Blart: Holy crawfish!
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[after Blart gets kicked by a horse and slammed into a minivan]
Mindy: Are you okay?
Paul Blart: No, but I've never been better.
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Paul Blart: It's a bad day to be bad people.
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Vincent Sofel: Oh, wow, you have your own superhero! What's with the cape?
Paul Blart: Why are you wearing a cape, Khan?
Khan Mubi: I came straight from a haircut.
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Maya Blart: Well, think of it this way: you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.
Paul Blart: Oh, of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!
Maya Blart: You know what, I decided I'm going.
Paul Blart: Wait a minute, you decided like you just decided, but you know what? Decision overruled - judge Blart now in session!
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Paul Blart: We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report but one day six years ago a man did more than that, and I am that man! We are that man and so we say to you sir, footlocker!
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Divina Martinez: He accused me of hitting on him.
Eduardo Furtillo: Well, they say overweight people use humor to achieve affection.
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Vincent Sofel: That's a Van Goh you idiot!
Paul Blart: Yeah well its van gone if you don't ramp down the hurtful words.
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Paul Blart: Security is a mission, not an intermission.
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Maya Blart: Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.
Paul Blart: Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.
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Paul Blart: [first lines] The road of life is always under construction the journey is hard but once you reached the top the view is amazing.
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[Calls on the phone, yelling]
Paul Blart: GET ME SECURITY!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Quotes
Extended Reading
