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Sergeant John MacLellan: Welcome to Watertown, motherfucker!
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Whiskey Steakhouse Analyst: He's got more porn than Osama bin Laden.
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Tommy Saunders: We got multiple explosions. We need help down here!
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Sergeant Jeffrey Pugliese: 77-16 to Control: need an ambulance on Laurel Avenue. Suspect in custody, shot and run over. I repeat: shot and run over. I gotta fucking quit smoking.
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Tommy Saunders: I gotta find these motherfuckers, Carol. We gotta get out there and we gotta find these motherfuckers before they do this to somebody else.
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Dun Meng: Go catch those motherfuckers!
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Police Officer: They got fucking bombs, Sarge. They're shooting at us!
Sergeant Jeffrey Pugliese: Yeah, no shit.
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Tommy Saunders: Guys, the lobster is back.
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Tommy Saunders: Are you fucking eating Cheerios on my couch?
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Special Agent Richard DesLauriers: It is terrorism, we will take it.
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Commissioner Ed Davis: How do you feel?
Tommy Saunders: The knee hurts, the back hurts, the balls hurts, the pain feels like sometimes on the top of the hurt if that's remotely possible.
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Special Agent Richard DesLauriers: Well, for this I need the cooperation of all. But when this is over, I'm going to find the person who gave them the photos. And I will destroy him. I'm not dear to Fox News leading this investigation.
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: Brother, I'm not cowering me for nothing. I only thought of Martin Luther King.
Tamerlan Tsarnaev: Martin Luther King was a liar. He was a hypocrite and a fornicator.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: Well, I am a fornicator.
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Tommy Saunders: You know, takes a lotta balls to escape like you did. You're a very brave guy, you hear me?
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[David Ortiz is speaking to the crowd at Fenway Park after the second bomber is caught]
David Ortiz: This is our fucking city! And nobody is going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong!
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Interrogator: Are there more bombs?
Katherine Russell: I want a lawyer.
Interrogator: No.
Katherine Russell: No? "No" what?
Interrogator: No.
Katherine Russell: I have rights.
Interrogator: You ain't got shit, sweetheart.
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Jessica Kensky: [recuperating in the hospital] Bet I'll run the marathon before you.
Patrick Downes: It's "befo' you."
Jessica Kensky: Before you.
Patrick Downes: "Befo' you." The "R" is silent.
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Sergeant Jeffrey Pugliese: I seriously have to quit smoking!
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Officer on Roof: [on a rooftop targeting David Henneberry's boat with Dzhokhar in it] Who the fuck are you?
Sniper: Ma'am, we're with the FBI. You can go ahead and step down now. We got this.
Officer on Roof: FBI? Boston FBI?
Sniper: No, ma'am. We're from Quantico.
Officer on Roof: Well, I'm from Framingham, Massachusetts and this is my spot and I ain't fucking leaving.
Sniper: Glad to have you with us, ma'am.
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Katherine Russell: For a Muslim woman, marriage is a lilting dance of duality, strength and submission. Beautiful, selfless, rapturous love of two masters, the carnal and the divine. The life a Muslim woman lives is a dangerous and difficult one. If she does not submit to her husband, there is a spot reserved for her in Hell. Yes. My husband kissed me before he left, and he will kiss me again when I see him in Heaven. And you can't prove anything.
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Commissioner Ed Davis: What's up, Tommy?
Tommy Saunders: Whoa, this is an occasion, Chomish here in an SUV?
Commissioner Ed Davis: Is this a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: It's not, you've been misinformed.
Commissioner Ed Davis: You're f***ing kidding me, it's not a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: Nope.
Harrold: No sir, no sir.
Commissioner Ed Davis: Why are you bleeding?
Harrold: I'm trying to tell you officer, sir, this woman is crazy, she hit me with a fucking smoothie in the head!
Tommy Saunders: What are you talking, like a drink, or something?
Harrold: No, like a f**king smoothie, you know, like you would smooth your cloths out with.
Tommy Saunders: An iron?
Commissioner Ed Davis: An iron?
Tommy Saunders: A f**king iron?
Commissioner Ed Davis: For f**k sake!
Tommy Saunders: It's called an iron Harold!
Harrold: Yes sir, a smoothie.
Tommy Saunders: Shut the f**k up!
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Tommy Saunders: What happened with "Shan-creek-a"?
Harrold: I was just going over there to have an appointment with this female, and this lady came out of nowhere and brained me with a smoothie.
Tommy Saunders: Her daughter said you pushed her.
Harrold: Sir, i was tryin' to make an escape...
Tommy Saunders: Did you push her?
Harrold: After the smoothie.
Tommy Saunders: So you did...
Commissioner Ed Davis: What's up, Tommy?
Tommy Saunders: Whoa, this an occasion. Comish exittin' the SUV?
Commissioner Ed Davis: Is this a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: It's not, you've been misinformed.
Commissioner Ed Davis: You're fucking kidding me, it's not a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: Nope.
Harrold: No sir. No sir.
Commissioner Ed Davis: Why are you bleeding?
Harrold: I was trying' to tell you officers, sir. This woman is crazy. She hit me with a fucking smoothie in the head.
Tommy Saunders: What are you talking about? Like, a drink or somethin'?
Harrold: No, like a fuckin' smoothie, you know? Like you would smooth your cloths with?
Tommy Saunders: An iron? A fucking iron?
Commissioner Ed Davis: An iron. For fuck sake!
Tommy Saunders: It's called an iron, Harrold.
Harrold: Yes sir, a smoothie!
Tommy Saunders: Shut up!
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Superintendent Billy Evans: [after shots are fired into the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is hiding] I'll tell ya, that boat ain't gonna float.
Patriots Day Quotes
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Jasper 2021-12-19 08:01:24
The weather in Boston before the explosion was clear, and people ran with their legs; after the explosion, the whole city of Boston was silent, and some people lost their legs forever. When the man wore a prosthetic leg and passed the explosion site, tears flowed. The terrorist may also have the gentleness of tying his niece's shoes, but let another innocent child lie on the icy track under a white cloth. The woman in the turban may be the interrogator or the wife of the devil, depending on how you interpret your beliefs.
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Ashtyn 2022-03-24 09:02:09
The two silly greens turned you all upside down. Where did the fierce anger of destroying the sun and Pingde push the Soviet Union go?
