Pathology Quotes

Jake Gallo: That sheet, on which she embroided fantails once, spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet portrude, they come to show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp afix its beam. The only emperor, is the emperor of ice cream.

Griffin Cavenaugh: [after playing with corpses] Yeah, we're going to hell.

Juliette Bath: [to Ted, while lighting up pipe] Welcome.

Ted Grey: You're losing it, Dr. Gallo!

Dr. Quentin Morris: [giving lecture] As pathologists, you will learn the nature of disease and it's causes, it's processes, development, and consequences. But far far more than that. I like to think of the pathologist as offering a window to god, if you will. Now, it may be said that pathology is the study of all things human, save the soul of course. But it is in that particular branch of pathology known as forensics, that we will delve into what it means to be inhuman. You will see the perversion, the corruption of the flesh by all means unnatural. And then we will work backwards, always back to that original pristine design, to determine the affecting cause of death.

Jake Gallo: [to Ted] I've misjudged you.

Dr. Quentin Morris: [to Jake and Ted] I expect you two will get along quite well.

Jake Gallo: [while cutting open a corpse's head] When I think about them, you know, out there, in their rooms, on the streets, utilizing public transportation, downloading pornography, ordering their lives out of catalogues, cashing welfare checks, the whining, bitching, moaning, suing, copulating, and multiplying - it makes me sick. What we need, brothers and sisters, is less of them and more of these.

Griffin Cavenaugh: [as an intern vomits while performing an autopsy] You don't wanna to be cutting into the poop pipe, kid.

Jake Gallo: [giving toast] To the dead!

Ted Grey: [to Jake, upon being led to the basement of the hospital] This where you bring all your dates?

Jake Gallo: Really, who needs a reason? We're animals. It's our nature to kill. Remember?

Jake Gallo: [to Ted] I know exactly what you're thinking. You think you feel guilty, but it's not that. There's no such thing as guilty. There's just the fear of getting caught. It's the first day after, so that fear is still fresh. Your brain's all sick and twisted up. You're paranoid everyone knows, you fucked up, you're going to lose everything. You want to throw up but there's nothing in your stomach. You're not going to sleep tonight. You'll hit the bottle, you'll watch some TV, looking for any news that they're on to you but there won't be any. Tomorrow morning, you're going to wake up and it's going to be the same world. Nothing has changed. And that fear will start to creep away, and after a few days you're going to realize no one knows shit. That this whole bloody thing that's amounted to you as some kind of importance has somehow slipped beneath the notice of the world. And then you'll be a new man.

Jake Gallo: [about Juliette] Oh, Teddy, she didn't give you that whole routine about how her father raped her when she was a little lad, did she? Oh, what an imagination. No, her father is alive and well. Paid a visit to us last month, in fact. Chairman of an obscenely profitable banking institution, and a hell of a guy I might add. Hell of a guy.

Dr. Quentin Morris: [to Gwen] You look very sexual... I mean, alluring.

Jake Gallo: [before explosion] Oh, I get it.

Ted Grey: [to Juliette] Fuck you.

Jake Gallo: By the way, props to you for killing everyone.

Jake Gallo: [to Ted Grey] Uh-oh. Who's that? That's you. That's me. That's me. Me. You. Me. You. Me. You're me. You're a fucking killer. You're a fucking animal.

Juliette Bath: [to Ted Grey] Your fiancée is really beautiful. You must be very happy.