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Migi: [Shinichi is peeing in a bathroom] Shinichi.
Shinichi Izumi: [whispering loudly] Jesus, seriously? I told you not to talk when there's people around!
Migi: Please hold still. I going to try to make your sex organ erect.
Shinichi Izumi: [still whispering] The hell you are?
Shinichi Izumi: [Migi starts making him masturbate against his will] Aaaa. No, no, no. Stop that! I can't believe you!
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Migi: [Shinichi's washing his hands] Shinichi, that's cold.
Shinichi Izumi: [angry and impacient] Be... Quiet!
Migi: If you do not wash properly, dermitiphites will propogate. Causing such malities as...
Shinichi Izumi: [cutting him off] I said *shut up!*
guy in bathroom: Dude, it's kind of hard for me to pee next to a guy talking to his pecker.
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Shinichi Izumi: I will eat you *alive!*
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Shinichi Izumi: I seriously thought I was gonna have a heart attack.
Migi: If that were to happen, it would be an inconvenience for me.
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Shinichi Izumi: You know something Migi? You and I may be the wierdest crime-fighting duo ever.
Parasyte: The Maxim Quotes
Extended Reading
