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Roy: You gotta find your Irvine.
Nyles: I don't have an Irvine.
Roy: We all have an Irvine.
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Nyles: [giving his wedding speech] Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. But always remember, you are not alone.
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Jerry: Good day so far?
Nyles: Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
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Nyles: I guess you followed me. It's one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
Sarah: That I might have heard about?
Nyles: Yeah.
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Roy: [to Nyles] At least you have each other. Nothing is worse than going through this shit alone.
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Sarah: I can't keep waking up in here. Everything that we are doing is meaningless.
Nyles: I hope it's not all meaningless.
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Nyles: We were born lost, but now, you are found.
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Nyles: I felt everything I'll ever feel. So I'll never feel ever again.
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[repeated line]
Misty: [to Nyles] Wake up!
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Nyles: I would rather die with you, than live in this world without you...
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Misty: Oh my god. Are you fucking cheating on me?
Nyles: [scoffs] No! You're cheating on me, you goof.
Misty: [Stops to think] Wait what?
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Misty: [Sarah Knocks] Coming!
Misty: [Opens the door] U-Sarah?
Sarah: [Enters the room, Chuckles, To Nyles] Didn't work! Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck outta here.
[leaves the room]
Misty: Oh my god. Are you...
Misty, Nyles: Fucking cheating on me? What? This isn't funny. Okay stop! I'm serious! Stop copying me! Stop pretending like you know everything
[Screams, Misty's leading to a sob]
Nyles: Okay I'm gonna go.
[gets out of bed]
Misty: [crying] Wait what?
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Sarah: You get one more sentence.
Nyles: OK. Even though I pretend not to be I've realized that I am completely co-dependent but I'm cool with it because I think that life should be shared now and I need you to survive, but it's so much more than that: I know you better than anyone knows you and remember the night that we saw the dinosaurs you said it yourself in order to ever really know anyone you need to know the entire package the good and the bad and I've seen your package and it is excellent Sarah & you're my favorite person that I've ever met and yes I know that it's crazy odds that the person I like the most in my entire life would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop but you know what else is crazy odds getting stuck in a time loop... I hope that blowing ourselves up works but it's really irrelevant to me as long as I'm with you and if it kills us well then I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you!
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Nana Schlieffen: Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine...
Nyles: You might be surprised.
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Nyles: We kind of have no choice but to live. So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
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Nyles: The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.
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Nyles: Stop! There's a bomb in the cake!
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Nyles: You just have to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
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Sarah: Ignoring the past means you're destined to repeat it.
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Nyles: Pain matters! What we do to other people matters! We were having fun. Then you killed Roy.
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Nyles: I am the antichrist. Just kidding, there is no God.
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Sarah: Suck my dick officer bitch!
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Sarah: What if we get sick of each other?
Nyles: We're already sick of each other. It's the best.
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Nyles: Would you kill me one more time? You know...
[sniffles]
Nyles: beat the traffic.
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Nyles: The sister of the bride and based on her accent, from origins unknown.
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Nyles: It's not you, it's me.
Misty: Yeah, no shit!
Nyles: I meant it's you, it's not me.
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Nyles: [about Misty and Trevor] Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
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Sarah: My whole family is embarrassed by me. They all see me as a... as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
Nyles: Why would they think that?
Sarah: Because I fuck around and drink too much.
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Roy: Confucius said, "Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are."
Nyles: He did not.
Roy: But there is a bottom, my friend. And it is a *fucking* dark place.
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Nyles: I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
Darla: Amen to that! I tied my tubes at 40.
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Misty: Nyles, what are you doing?
Nyles: Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
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Nyles: We should break up.
Misty: What!
Nyles: You don't like me.
Misty: I *don't* like you, but I don't think we should break up.
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[Tala sniffs Sarah's hair which has Orchid Explosion by Fournier, the hair mist she got for Sarah]
Tala: You smell so good.
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Sarah: I can survive just fine without you, you know. But there-there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it.
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[Last lines]
Nyles: [about the neighbors] I guess they come back November 10th.
[He and Sarah laugh]
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