Outsourced Quotes

  • Asha: A holiday in Goa.

  • Purohit N. Virajnarianan: I'm Purohit Narsimacharaya Virajnarianan. But you can call me Puro.

  • Todd Anderson: [standing on the ferry to the island of Gharapuri] What's with all the tourists?

    Asha: Oh, some famous caves.

  • Todd Anderson: I've noticed that almost everyone signed up for the incentive program, except you. Don't you want anything?

    Asha: What would I do with this, I'm a vegetarian.

    [looking at the My Hot Dog toaster product]

    Todd Anderson: Maybe it works with carrots...

  • Asha: Asha can do anything.

  • Purohit N. Virajnarianan: [saying goodbye] I hope that both your legs get broken.

    Todd Anderson: I'll never forget you said that.