Operation Condor Quotes

Elsa: [while being chased by one guard] Jackie! Save us!

Jackie Condor: [while fighting five guards] I'm busy!

Jackie Condor: [while holding a gun to his head and threatening to kill him, but the guards betrayed Adolf] You call my bluff. I'll count to three. Drop your guns or he's dead. 1,2... 3

[He throws the gun down]

Jackie Condor: Well, he wins.

Adolf's Guard #1: If you don't kill him I will.

Jackie Condor: [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.

Ada: Where's the last one.

Adolf's Guard #1: [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.

Adolf: I'm the eighteenth guard.

Elsa: [At the guards they just catured, with a gun in her hands] I'll shoot.

Adolf's Guard #3: Better believe her boys, she shoots like a maniac.

Elsa: Not a move

[Suddenly she slips, falls, and empties the gun of ammunition almost shooting someone]

Ada: Where are you from?

Man with Stolen Clothes: [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.

Jackie Condor: [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.

Man with Stolen Clothes: Who wants gold, we want water.

Jackie Condor: [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left

[they fight over it]

Jackie Condor: it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.

Ada: I never thought I would see people fighting over water.

Man with Stolen Clothes: [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!

Jackie Condor: I suggest that we get together and look for it.

[to Ada]

Jackie Condor: Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?

Ada: I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.

Elsa: No, I think we should go this way.

Jackie Condor: No, we have to listen to our desert expert.

Man with Stolen Clothes: Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.

Ada: [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.

Man with Stolen Clothes: The gods must be angry with us.

Ada: [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...

Jackie Condor: It's me you idiot

[he sighs painfully]

Jackie Condor: IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.

Ada: [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.

Tasza: [comes out with a machine gun] Where are these burglars?

Elsa: Over there. What are you waiting for? Shoot them!

Tasza: Pay me.

Elsa: What.

Tasza: No money, no shoot.

Elsa: [she gives him money] Ohh, there.

Tasza: Ohhh, that's good

[gives gun to Elsa]

Tasza: you shoot.

Elsa: Me, why?

Tasza: Good deal.

Adolf's Guard #2: [the fan starts up agian] It's a sucksion.

Jackie Condor: Dead talk.

Ada: Quick, this whole place is going to explode Jackie.

Jackie Condor: Explode?

Jackie Condor: [looking at the bomb] What, we only have twenty minutes?

Ada: We were trying to help and then Elsa had to press that button.

[first lines]

Jackie Condor: Not a good start

Elsa: [after he snuk into her house and has a bad guy pinned down, to Jackie] Who are you?

Jackie Condor: [to the bad guy] Who are you?

Elsa: I asked you first.

Jackie Condor: Let me ask first

[to bad guy]

Jackie Condor: who are you?

Jackie Condor: Jump, I'll catch you

[gets distracted and misses them]

Jackie Condor: sorry.

Jackie Condor: [walks up to ask a man for his motorcycle and accidentally points a gun at the man] Hey you there

[he runs away thinking he is going to shoot him]

Jackie Condor: no wait.