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Emma: I'll only be a minute. No playing with yourself while I'm gone.
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Emma: Welcome to the graveyard of ambition.
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Emma: I didn't mean to call your dad a fascist.
Dexter: A bourgeois fascist.
Emma: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Emma: My hair smells like cheese - Monterey Jack.
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Dexter: If I could give you just one gift, do you know what it would be? Confidence. That or a scented candle.
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Dexter: [referring to the back of her bathing suit] It's scooped a bit low isn't it?
Emma: Good job I didn't put it on backwards.
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Emma: I got to know you. You cured me of you.
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Emma: If I can't talk to you, then what is the point of you? Of us?
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Emma: I love you, Dex, so much. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.
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Emma: I'm not lonely, I'm alone.
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Emma: Your wedding invitations are scented?
Dexter: Lavender.
Emma: No, Dex, money. They smell of money.
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Ian: She made you decent, and in return you made her so happy, so happy, and I will always be grateful to you for that.
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Dexter: I'd still like to read that poetry. What rhymes with Dexter?
Emma: Prick. It's a half rhyme.
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Emma: That's a very serious face. You're not having a wee, are you?
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Emma: Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today.
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Emma: A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
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Emma: If you muck me about, Dexter, lead me me on, or let me down, or go behind my back, I will murder you.
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Emma: Either you are on coke or you got dysentery, either way ITS BORING!
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Ian: Call the bloody police! It's my flat too!
Emma: Is it? I paid the mortgage! You just sat around farting and watching the bloody Wrath of Khan!
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Dexter: Come on, everyone's lost at 25.
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Emma: I love you Dex, I really do. I just don't like you anymore.
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Dexter: The problem is, I pretty much fancy everyone. It's like I've just got out of prison all of the time.
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Emma: I'm not lonely, I'm alone.
Emma: I'm alone not lonely.
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Dexter: I'm so much better when you're around
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Ian: she made you decent and in return you made her so happy.
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Emma: Whatever happens tomorrow, We've had today. And if we should bump into each other sometime in the future, well that's fine too, we'll be friends.
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Emma: Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today. I'll always remember it.
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Emma: A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga.Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
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Emma: If I can't talk to you then what's the point of you?
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Dexter: I'd still like to read those poems... what rhymes with Dexter?
Dexter: What rhymes with Dexter?
Emma: Prick. It's a half-rhyme.
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Dexter: An orgy won't keep you warm at night, Emma.
Emma: An orgy won't look after you when you're old.
One Day Quotes
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