-
Julz: Wow. I knew you were mad for opera but I didn't know you were completely psycho for it.
-
Julz: How much money do you need?
Paul: I'm still short about five hundred quid.
Julz: When is it?
Paul: In three weeks. I'm thinking about selling my body.
Julz: How will you get the other 498 pounds?
-
Julz: See you, Brad.
Paul: Bye, Cameron.
-
Paul: [voice over] Once in a while we practise stage combat.
Paul: [aloud] Ow! It's meant to be acting class, not stabbing class. That really hurt.
-
Braddon: You're the lucky one, Paul. You know what you were put on this earth to do. You have a natural talent for singing.
Paul: Not according to Pavarotti.
Braddon: Screw Pavarotti. He's nothing but a binge eater with a comb-over.
-
Yvonne: [to her husband] Oh, do be quiet. They're playing our song, so why don't you stop moaning and start thrusting your pelvis in my general direction.
-
Yvonne: [about her husband] Honestly. If he wasn't such an exquisite lover, I'd have to leave the man.
-
Roland: There's something I want to tell you. I know I haven't always been the best of fathers.
Paul: Dad, you don't have to say...
Roland: Shut up and me do the singing for once. The only real measure of a father's success is by how far his children end up surpassing him in life. And you, you can be very, very proud of yourself.
-
[repeated line]
Julz: One foot, then the other.
-
[last lines]
Paul: [voice over] So there it is.The whole story. The opera of my life. Not a bad one, is it?
One Chance Quotes
Extended Reading
